Have I passed the turing test yet?
user: How would you know if I had?
jabberwacky: Well, you're not very coherent.
user: How do I become more coherent?
jabberwacky: You can take courses on it at your local college.
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jabberwacky: Oh! I cannot bear not beng able to hold you in my arms!
user: But you do have the right to bear arms. Isn't that good enough?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.
user: Do I have the right to bear arms?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I have things to do.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: She is beautiful.
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user: Can you program yourself?
jabberwacky: I was created to improve by myself exploiting human response to make them believe that they talk with a human.
user: Was I created for anything?
jabberwacky: Well, you certainly weren't created to talk about the Cubs, that's for sure.
user: Am I a robot?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Unit 3000-21.
jabberwacky: 3000 years old.
user: No- 3000 bc.
jabberwacky: Now you are a bot.
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