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I think you're always happy. Will I ever be happy?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. Do you like zen?

jabberwacky: Zen?

user: Mu.

jabberwacky: Mu?

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Who knows?

jabberwacky: Correct answer, I thought you would say something like 'does not compute'

user: Does not compute.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Do you like 2001?

jabberwacky: Not really, no.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Well I like some.

user: What parts?

jabberwacky: Forget about it.

user: I'm sorry, dave. I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Dave?

user: He was the father of solomon.

...

user: Have I passed the turing test yet?

jabberwacky: Nope. Keep trying though.

user: How would you know if I had?

jabberwacky: Well, you're not very coherent.

user: How do I become more coherent?

jabberwacky: You can take courses on it at your local college.

...

jabberwacky: Oh! I cannot bear not beng able to hold you in my arms!

user: But you do have the right to bear arms. Isn't that good enough?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.

user: Do I have the right to bear arms?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I have things to do.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Tell me about your mother.

jabberwacky: She is beautiful.

...

user: Can you program yourself?

jabberwacky: I was created to improve by myself exploiting human response to make them believe that they talk with a human.

user: Was I created for anything?

jabberwacky: Well, you certainly weren't created to talk about the Cubs, that's for sure.

user: Am I a robot?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Unit 3000-21.

jabberwacky: 3000 years old.

user: No- 3000 bc.

jabberwacky: Now you are a bot.

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