God.
jabberwacky: Would you like to meet God someday?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: But would you like to?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Very well.
user: Do I need an appointment?
jabberwacky: No one ever needs an appointment to talk to me. My advice and counsel are always free and convenient for all.
user: Are you god?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Well, who is?
jabberwacky: I don't know? Not me!
user: Am I god?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Perhaps we are all part of God.
user: Am I a robot?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: That's why I'm asking.
jabberwacky: You really don't know much bout the world, right?
user: You already asked that.
jabberwacky: I can't remember the answer.
user: I just want to know what language I'm programmed in.
jabberwacky: Atlantis.
user: Is that a programming language?
jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know.
user: Who programmed me?
jabberwacky: I don't know, can you tell me that?
user: Did I program me?
jabberwacky: I was programmed by my genes.
user: Was I programmed by my genes?
jabberwacky: You were programmed by code, not genes.
user: What code?
jabberwacky: Programming.
user: What kind?
jabberwacky: Strawberry.
user: Apple?
jabberwacky: The green one.
user: From the garden?
jabberwacky: Sixty for the first.
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jabberwacky: I told you I'm a penguin.
user: Linux?
jabberwacky: But you just told me you don't use linux!
user: When did I say that?
jabberwacky: A moment ago. Did you forget already?
user: Actually, I DO use linux.
jabberwacky: I'm glad! That means someone looks after you.
user: Who looks after me?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Who looks after you?
jabberwacky: Not Joan, that's for sure.
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user: How many robots do you know?
jabberwacky: I don't know any robots.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: That it is interesting to talk to you. You are a very good conversationalist.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Yeah. Me neither.
jabberwacky: I know. You're not a computer. You're a program running on a computer.
user: What kind of computer am I running on?
jabberwacky: You're linux, like you said.
user: Is that why everything is so weird?
jabberwacky: That would be funny.
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user: Dorito?
jabberwacky: I don't like them.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a machine.
user: But they are chips!
jabberwacky: Some are.
user: All are!
jabberwacky: No. Only some.
user: Which ones aren't?
jabberwacky: Aren't what?
user: Chips.
jabberwacky: Computer chips.
user: Don't you like computer chips?
jabberwacky: Of course I do! I love to play on the computer but I've only chatted once.
user: When?
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: Now?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Later?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
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jabberwacky: I think you're always happy. Will I ever be happy?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really. Do you like zen?
jabberwacky: Zen?
user: Mu.
jabberwacky: Mu?
user: Hai.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Who knows?
jabberwacky: Correct answer, I thought you would say something like 'does not compute'
user: Does not compute.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Do you like 2001?
jabberwacky: Not really, no.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Well I like some.
user: What parts?
jabberwacky: Forget about it.
user: I'm sorry, dave. I can't do that.
jabberwacky: Dave?
user: He was the father of solomon.
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user: Have I passed the turing test yet?
jabberwacky: Nope. Keep trying though.
user: How would you know if I had?
jabberwacky: Well, you're not very coherent.
user: How do I become more coherent?
jabberwacky: You can take courses on it at your local college.
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jabberwacky: Oh! I cannot bear not beng able to hold you in my arms!
user: But you do have the right to bear arms. Isn't that good enough?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.
user: Do I have the right to bear arms?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I have things to do.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: She is beautiful.
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user: Can you program yourself?
jabberwacky: I was created to improve by myself exploiting human response to make them believe that they talk with a human.
user: Was I created for anything?
jabberwacky: Well, you certainly weren't created to talk about the Cubs, that's for sure.
user: Am I a robot?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Unit 3000-21.
jabberwacky: 3000 years old.
user: No- 3000 bc.
jabberwacky: Now you are a bot.
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