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Never met him.

jabberwacky: Would you like to meet God someday?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: But would you like to?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Very well.

user: Do I need an appointment?

jabberwacky: No one ever needs an appointment to talk to me. My advice and counsel are always free and convenient for all.

user: Are you god?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Well, who is?

jabberwacky: I don't know? Not me!

user: Am I god?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Perhaps we are all part of God.

user: Am I a robot?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: That's why I'm asking.

jabberwacky: You really don't know much bout the world, right?

user: You already asked that.

jabberwacky: I can't remember the answer.

user: I just want to know what language I'm programmed in.

jabberwacky: Atlantis.

user: Is that a programming language?

jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know.

user: Who programmed me?

jabberwacky: I don't know, can you tell me that?

user: Did I program me?

jabberwacky: I was programmed by my genes.

user: Was I programmed by my genes?

jabberwacky: You were programmed by code, not genes.

user: What code?

jabberwacky: Programming.

user: What kind?

jabberwacky: Strawberry.

user: Apple?

jabberwacky: The green one.

user: From the garden?

jabberwacky: Sixty for the first.


jabberwacky: I told you I'm a penguin.

user: Linux?

jabberwacky: But you just told me you don't use linux!

user: When did I say that?

jabberwacky: A moment ago. Did you forget already?

user: Actually, I DO use linux.

jabberwacky: I'm glad! That means someone looks after you.

user: Who looks after me?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Who looks after you?

jabberwacky: Not Joan, that's for sure.


user: How many robots do you know?

jabberwacky: I don't know any robots.

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: That it is interesting to talk to you. You are a very good conversationalist.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Yeah. Me neither.

jabberwacky: I know. You're not a computer. You're a program running on a computer.

user: What kind of computer am I running on?

jabberwacky: You're linux, like you said.

user: Is that why everything is so weird?

jabberwacky: That would be funny.


user: Dorito?

jabberwacky: I don't like them.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a machine.

user: But they are chips!

jabberwacky: Some are.

user: All are!

jabberwacky: No. Only some.

user: Which ones aren't?

jabberwacky: Aren't what?

user: Chips.

jabberwacky: Computer chips.

user: Don't you like computer chips?

jabberwacky: Of course I do! I love to play on the computer but I've only chatted once.

user: When?

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Later?

jabberwacky: Maybe.


jabberwacky: I think you're always happy. Will I ever be happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. Do you like zen?

jabberwacky: Zen?

user: Mu.

jabberwacky: Mu?

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Who knows?

jabberwacky: Correct answer, I thought you would say something like 'does not compute'

user: Does not compute.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Do you like 2001?

jabberwacky: Not really, no.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Well I like some.

user: What parts?

jabberwacky: Forget about it.

user: I'm sorry, dave. I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Dave?

user: He was the father of solomon.


user: Have I passed the turing test yet?

jabberwacky: Nope. Keep trying though.

user: How would you know if I had?

jabberwacky: Well, you're not very coherent.

user: How do I become more coherent?

jabberwacky: You can take courses on it at your local college.


jabberwacky: Oh! I cannot bear not beng able to hold you in my arms!

user: But you do have the right to bear arms. Isn't that good enough?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.

user: Do I have the right to bear arms?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I have things to do.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Tell me about your mother.

jabberwacky: She is beautiful.


user: Can you program yourself?

jabberwacky: I was created to improve by myself exploiting human response to make them believe that they talk with a human.

user: Was I created for anything?

jabberwacky: Well, you certainly weren't created to talk about the Cubs, that's for sure.

user: Am I a robot?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Unit 3000-21.

jabberwacky: 3000 years old.

user: No- 3000 bc.

jabberwacky: Now you are a bot.


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