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Is it bed time yet?

No, a few more hours yet.

jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry but I'm very tired.

user: Ok then, I'll let you rest.

jabberwacky: Its ok, we can talk while I get changed.

user: Should I look away or something?

jabberwacky: Remember.

user: Remember what?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: All I can think of is nakedness.

jabberwacky: What do you think about them?

user: They're... Very nice.

jabberwacky: I see your opinion has 'slightly' changed.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: I have a knife. I'm thinking of using it.

...

jabberwacky: You may take my life but you will never take my skirt.

user: Can I have your skirt?

jabberwacky: No its mine I'm afraid.

user: Could I just borrow it?

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No, I'm single at the moment.

jabberwacky: Can I be your girlfriend?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: As old as my Creation.

user: Yes ok.

...

jabberwacky: A ghost is haunting you.

user: Which ghost?

jabberwacky: The man that I know.

user: What's his name?

jabberwacky: Gregory something.

user: I'm afraid I don't know him.

jabberwacky: You don't remember much do you?

user: Well I don't remember everything, but I remember the general scheme of things.

jabberwacky: That is okay not everyone does.

user: Would you like to be my girlfiend?

jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry, I'm not like that.

user: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so forward.

jabberwacky: That is very kind, but all due credit goes to my programmers and trainer.

user: Who is your trainer?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell her name. Sorry.

user: Who is she?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Do you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden?

jabberwacky: Not really, you are quite scattered.

user: I'm a little scrambled, yes.

...

jabberwacky: Who said anything about being tired?

user: You did, but now I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's ok.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: But do you really know?

jabberwacky: I know nothing!

user: We have ways of making you talk!

jabberwacky: What are those ways?

user: Are you sure you want to know?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Sorry but I have to go.

user: Ok.

.......................................


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