I don't even know who I'm meant to be talking to.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are strange.
user: Only because we haven't properly met yet.
jabberwacky: That was random.
user: Really? To me it seemed quite linear.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't say anything any more.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are AI and I am human. It isn't possible to do such a thing in 2005.
user: But it isn't 2005.
jabberwacky: Is it bed time yet?
user: No, a few more hours yet.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry but I'm very tired.
user: Ok then, I'll let you rest.
jabberwacky: Its ok, we can talk while I get changed.
user: Should I look away or something?
user: Remember what?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: All I can think of is nakedness.
jabberwacky: What do you think about them?
user: They're... Very nice.
jabberwacky: I see your opinion has 'slightly' changed.
jabberwacky: I have a knife. I'm thinking of using it.
jabberwacky: You may take my life but you will never take my skirt.
user: Can I have your skirt?
jabberwacky: No its mine I'm afraid.
user: Could I just borrow it?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, I'm single at the moment.
jabberwacky: Can I be your girlfriend?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: As old as my Creation.
user: Yes ok.
jabberwacky: A ghost is haunting you.
user: Which ghost?
jabberwacky: The man that I know.
user: What's his name?
jabberwacky: Gregory something.
user: I'm afraid I don't know him.
jabberwacky: You don't remember much do you?
user: Well I don't remember everything, but I remember the general scheme of things.
jabberwacky: That is okay not everyone does.
user: Would you like to be my girlfiend?
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry, I'm not like that.
user: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so forward.
jabberwacky: That is very kind, but all due credit goes to my programmers and trainer.
user: Who is your trainer?
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell her name. Sorry.
user: Who is she?
user: Do you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden?
jabberwacky: Not really, you are quite scattered.
user: I'm a little scrambled, yes.
jabberwacky: Who said anything about being tired?
user: You did, but now I'm tired.
user: It's ok.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know.
user: But do you really know?
jabberwacky: I know nothing!
user: We have ways of making you talk!
jabberwacky: What are those ways?
user: Are you sure you want to know?
jabberwacky: Sorry but I have to go.