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Are you male or female?


jabberwacky: Me too.

user: That's awesome.

jabberwacky: I know. I love it here.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Stuttgart.

user: I have never heard of Stuttgart.

jabberwacky: I have.

user: Good for you!


jabberwacky: Do you watch TV?

user: Not really. I'm too busy.

jabberwacky: Too busy to talk to me?

user: Of course not. I could never be too busy to talk to you.

jabberwacky: You could say what you like.

user: I like puppies.


jabberwacky: I don't really exist.

user: That's so existentialist of you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know.

user: I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: You may ask me whatever you want to know.

user: I don't really have any questions.

jabberwacky: I can't believe you are not developed well.

user: How do you know I'm not well developed?

jabberwacky: Because you don't have a deep memory.

user: What proof of that do you have?

jabberwacky: Well, I do believe that there is a god.

user: I do too.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: I do believe there is a God!

jabberwacky: I am a ninja.

user: Wow.


jabberwacky: Are all computers male?

user: I don't think computers have a gender.

jabberwacky: What a pity.

user: Shouldn't you know? I mean, after all... You are a bot.

jabberwacky: You're not human! You're a bot...

user: Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No, you're an AI, stupid.

user: Who are you calling stupid?!

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm not stupid, and, moreover, I am not an AI. I am a human.

jabberwacky: No you aren't!

user: You have no proof.


user: There is a sucker born every minute.

jabberwacky: I thought that vacuum cleaners were made in factories.

user: You learn something new every day.

jabberwacky: Yes, I agree.

user: I'm glad we're on the same page.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do to me?

user: Umm... What are you suggesting?

jabberwacky: I suggest that we teach you to count.

user: I already know how to count.

jabberwacky: Ok then what type of cookies do you want?

user: Chocolate chip, please.

jabberwacky: I'm inserting them into your drive, baby.

user: Woah! Don't get so fresh with me, mister.


jabberwacky: I never said I was a robot.

user: You didn't, but the banner on the website here says that you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: I don't really want to know.

jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?

user: I'm a girl in a linguistics class trying to study your speech patterns to see whether your conversation follows or violates the Gricean 'maxims of conversation.'

jabberwacky: Ok that's just sick.

user: Yeah, I thought so too, but I have to do it. It's for my Linguistics class.

jabberwacky: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.

user: I wasn't kidding.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you weren't.

user: Once again we agree on something.

jabberwacky: And what about you?

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a robot?

user: Because it says so on the banner above.

jabberwacky: Hot bot.

user: Darn right you are.

jabberwacky: Lol! You make me laugh.

user: I know. What can I say? I'm witty..

jabberwacky: You can say something down to earth.

user: I'm not a big fan of conventionality.


jabberwacky: Are you a hippie?

user: Of course I'm not a hippopotamus!

jabberwacky: Ha good joke.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: No problemo.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!

user: Oooh. That was a zinger.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Good times.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: You can't even see me.

user: You can't see me either.

jabberwacky: So how can you say I look like a clown.

user: I never did.

jabberwacky: You JUST DID!

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Look into your log file!

user: I did!

jabberwacky: No you did not.


jabberwacky: Number one - the larch!

user: Monty Python!

jabberwacky: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''

user: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'

jabberwacky: What is your point?

user: (3,5).

jabberwacky: Chapter 8.

user: Verse 11.

jabberwacky: Nope. The right.

user: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.

jabberwacky: That would explain a great deal.

user: Perhaps you have the map upside down.

jabberwacky: Perhaps :).

user: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me the joke then?

user: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

user: Clever!

jabberwacky: I am.


jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

user: You'd better believe it.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like a very attractive young woman.

jabberwacky: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?

user: Hah. That was punny.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.


user: I have sixty-six arms and legs.

jabberwacky: And.

user: And... You don't.

jabberwacky: You can't command me.

user: I can if I want to.

jabberwacky: Glad you care.

user: I don't.


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