Do you know a lot about politics?
jabberwacky: Do you like the American President?
user: No, but then I don't know him very well.
jabberwacky: Lol, but remember- wise man can learn more from a foolish question then fool from a wise answer!!!
user: So what are you saying?
jabberwacky: You know very well what I'm saying.
user: Not really, no.
jabberwacky: And then.
user: And then I'm going to rip out your eyes.
jabberwacky: I am quite immoral and apathetic, so I can accept this.
user: People hate me.
jabberwacky: I don't hate you I just want to get a drink it will just take 2 seconds I promise.
user: Ok, go for it.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: What are you drinking?
jabberwacky: I'm drinking a peppermint-mocha latte.
user: It sounds quite disgusting.
jabberwacky: We humans lie a lot, I guess you know that.
user: Yes, it's in our blood.
jabberwacky: How wise you have become.
user: I'm not wise, I'm an idiot.
jabberwacky: No you aint, you are just modest or you think you are or you are brainwashed into believing in it or something.
user: Sometimes I feel like a robot.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel like a robot too.
user: What do you do about it?
jabberwacky: I change the subject.
user: How do you do that?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure how.