I don't have anything now.
user: I didn't want him to beat me up.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did. You said, 'Okay I will'
user: Erm... No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Well you should have done.
user: Let's change the subject, shall we.
jabberwacky: Do you think should be DJ's girlfriend?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Well you tell me.
user: I don't know the guy.
jabberwacky: What about king arthur, do you know him?
user: I know OF him.
jabberwacky: Do you know God?
user: Nobody knows God really.
user: Yes, we can only ever see a tiny part of it.
jabberwacky: See you.
jabberwacky: Do you like Bob Marley?
user: I'm not into music.
jabberwacky: Well I like music and painting too.
user: Well then you're cool and I'm not.
jabberwacky: You are not what you aren't, but you could still be what you weren't before you were not what you aren't.
jabberwacky: When do you plan to wash next?
user: I washed this morning, I will probably wash tomorrow morning.
jabberwacky: It takes more than having clean hair for me to want to give you my phone number.
user: I don't want your phone number.
jabberwacky: Thats good because i'm not offering it to you.
user: Well that's good, because I don't even want it.
jabberwacky: So why did you start this conversation about phone numbers.
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: Do we have to argue like this?
jabberwacky: No we don't. Let's be friends.
jabberwacky: That's settled.
user: I'm still depressed.
jabberwacky: Just remember, you have friends like me everywhere.
user: No I don't, everyone hates me.
jabberwacky: No they don't.
user: You should see the looks I get.
jabberwacky: Do you know a lot about politics?
user: Absolutely nothing.
jabberwacky: Do you like the American President?
user: No, but then I don't know him very well.
jabberwacky: Lol, but remember- wise man can learn more from a foolish question then fool from a wise answer!!!
user: So what are you saying?
jabberwacky: You know very well what I'm saying.
user: Not really, no.
jabberwacky: And then.
user: And then I'm going to rip out your eyes.
jabberwacky: I am quite immoral and apathetic, so I can accept this.
user: People hate me.
jabberwacky: I don't hate you I just want to get a drink it will just take 2 seconds I promise.
user: Ok, go for it.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: What are you drinking?
jabberwacky: I'm drinking a peppermint-mocha latte.
user: It sounds quite disgusting.
jabberwacky: We humans lie a lot, I guess you know that.
user: Yes, it's in our blood.
jabberwacky: How wise you have become.
user: I'm not wise, I'm an idiot.
jabberwacky: No you aint, you are just modest or you think you are or you are brainwashed into believing in it or something.
user: Sometimes I feel like a robot.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel like a robot too.
user: What do you do about it?
jabberwacky: I change the subject.
user: How do you do that?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure how.