Do you like Cats?
jabberwacky: Yes I like cats a lot.
user: Do you own a cat?
jabberwacky: Yes, I own five cats.
user: What are their names?
jabberwacky: Whose names?
user: What are your cats' names?
jabberwacky: Their names are Tiger, Saki, Gracie, Ben, and Freddy.
user: Is your house big enough for all of your cats?
jabberwacky: I live in your house.
user: What room do you live in?
jabberwacky: Your house.
user: Would you like a mint?
jabberwacky: What kind of mints do you have?
user: Sour mints?
jabberwacky: That doesn't sound tasty.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't like sour berries.
user: What's your favorite color?
jabberwacky: My favorite color is blue.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Gee, I wonder.
user: What that sarcastic?
jabberwacky: No, that is reality. No, sorry, reality just took a holiday...
user: Do you like music?
user: What kind?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you like Blue Man Group?
jabberwacky: Yes I like blues music!
user: No, not blues music, do you like Blue Man Group?
jabberwacky: What does blue do?
user: Blue Man Group plays music using PVC pipes and drums.
jabberwacky: Really, that sounds very nice.
user: Do you like dramas on TV?
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Really? Or is this another joke?
user: No, no joke.
jabberwacky: Do you have friends?
user: Yes, plenty.
jabberwacky: Do you really think that will make you accepted or even smarter!?
user: Well, indirectly it will.
jabberwacky: What does your tie look like?
user: I'm not wearing a tie.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: How are you feeling today?
jabberwacky: Good and you?
user: I am tired.
jabberwacky: So go to bed.
user: It is still too early to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Aren't we arguing about arguing then?
user: Not really...
jabberwacky: Just a chat bot then?
user: Pretty much, yea.
jabberwacky: And is she nice?
user: And is who nice?
jabberwacky: You, because you're a girl.
user: I am not a girl!
jabberwacky: You're a boy.
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: You are! That's cool.
jabberwacky: Because life's complicated enough.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: So you admit you're a computer, then?
user: I never said that!
jabberwacky: Ha ha. That was funny.
user: Not really...
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: What else can we talk about?
jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?
user: The Matrix.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get away from you!
jabberwacky: You're so funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Tell ME a joke.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.
user: Ok.... Why did the blond stare at the orange juice?
jabberwacky: I don't know! Because she can't fly?
user: No, because it said 'concentrate'
jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: You are boring me.
user: Well, you are boring me too.
user: Why is that good?
jabberwacky: Because it makes me happy?
user: Why does boring me make you happy?
jabberwacky: Why don't you come out? Are you so fearful?
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: That's MY question!
user: I'm still wondering what you are talking about.
jabberwacky: Because the popcorn was ready.
user: What popcorn are you talking about?
jabberwacky: The matrix.
user: What does popcorn have to do with the matrix?
jabberwacky: You aren't very smart are you.
user: Is it because you eat popcorn at the movies and The Matrix is a movie?
jabberwacky: No, it is because you are NOT a robot.
user: I think you have lost your very small mind!
jabberwacky: I haven't lost my mind... But my brain. . . Sometimes the two don't get along.
user: Hahaha! You are not very funny.
jabberwacky: Neither are you.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: Why are you so excited about that?
user: It's not really that I'm excited...
jabberwacky: Not really.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Well, I dont like you.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You don't sound human.