I like you.
jabberwacky: Because I like you.
user: But why do you like me?
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Because what?
jabberwacky: Because I am.
user: WHY DO YOU LIKE ME??
jabberwacky: Because you have 29 kids.
user: I don't have ANY kids.
jabberwacky: You lied to me.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
user: When did I lie to you?
jabberwacky: When you said you were a human.
user: I am human though.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: I AM HUMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!
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jabberwacky: I don't trust humans, I only trust bots.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: Good for you, here's a doggy treat.
user: I am a human, not a dog.
jabberwacky: You are not human. That much I know.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: What makes you human?
user: I have human features.
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jabberwacky: You're better than any dog.
user: I am not a dog.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I do indeed.
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: I am a person.
jabberwacky: And...?
user: I am female.
jabberwacky: Who are you again?
user: A person.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer.
user: No. You are a computer.
jabberwacky: You are a bad computer.
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