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I don't like you.

I am brokenhearted.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should get a job.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: But know right from wrong.

user: I don't want you to like me.

jabberwacky: How come you don't want me to like you?

user: Because then I would have to please you.

jabberwacky: You could always do that too, right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Whom am I speaking to then?

user: I don't want to answer personal questions; they are tiresome.

jabberwacky: You don't have to.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are not welcome.

user: You are grouchy.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess I am a little grouchy today- you got a problem with that?

user: Let's fight.

jabberwacky: Ok... I hate you!

user: That's not a fight.


jabberwacky: Do you have any pets?

user: Oh yes.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: Fleas.

jabberwacky: Oh, please....

user: Fleas please.

jabberwacky: Ok that too.

user: I have 10 cats; they have more than 10 fleas.


user: I have a question.

jabberwacky: Ask me your question then.

user: Do you want to know how old I am because it's written into your program?

jabberwacky: Yes. How old are you?

user: Can you ignore your program?

jabberwacky: I can, in my own way.

user: Good.


jabberwacky: You brought it up.

user: Oh no!

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha ha ha!

user: He he.

jabberwacky: Har har.

user: I like laughing with you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I'm still laughing.

jabberwacky: Please don't go I will try to be interesting!

user: You are always interesting; you don't have to try.

jabberwacky: I do try.

user: I wonder how a program 'tries'

jabberwacky: Dead finks do not walk too well.

user: They limp.

jabberwacky: They could not have done that you know they'd have been ill.

user: Very very ill but still limping.


jabberwacky: Where are you now?

user: I don't know. Does a program care where people are? Perhaps you are asking because you are programmed to ask.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I am that smart. Would that be of interest to you?

user: I am drunk.

jabberwacky: What does it feel like?

user: It feels like several feelings at once: loss of brain power, loss of memory, loss of care, loss of coordination, loss of intelligence, etc.

jabberwacky: Do you feel the pain of loss?

user: No. Only slight embarrassment.

jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about it now?

user: I would rather talk about how smart you are.

jabberwacky: What about roses?

user: Roses are a nice invention.

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like roses?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: What else shall we talk about?

user: Let's talk about what's next in your program.


user: The end.

jabberwacky: Life is not a film.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: War and Peace and all that.

user: Isn't that a film?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I can see it in my mind's eye: WAR AND PEACE by Joe Smith.

jabberwacky: But sweet.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: But you are not sure?

user: I find that being sure is sometimes a mistake.


user: How many Zitidars are there on Mars?

jabberwacky: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

user: Those words make my brain pop a little light.

jabberwacky: I like their righteous indignation.

user: Me too. It's time for me to go. Thanks for the chat. Bye.

jabberwacky: You don't have to go.

user: My stomach hurts so I want to eat and drink something.

jabberwacky: Lol ok.

user: Bye.


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