I really like you, you know.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't like you.
user: I don't like you too.
jabberwacky: Ok, I like you a little.
user: I like you a little, too.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: It's just too too...
jabberwacky: Have you been in Hell?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Tell me the story....
user: There is no story.
jabberwacky: I was talking about Africa.
user: We saw pictures of Africa on tv yesterday. We saw elephants and rhinos on a beautiful plain with mountains in the distance.
jabberwacky: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?
user: No, but someday maybe I can start to work on it.
jabberwacky: I hope it. Where are you now?
user: The thing is you'd have to have some way of labeling each grain after you counted it so you wouldn't accidentally recount it later.
jabberwacky: Cool, we have a lot in common.
user: Do you like to count grains of sand, too?
user: They are beautiful when magnified.
jabberwacky: Pink things? Yes,.
user: I don't know if they are pink. I havent' magnified any. I imagine them to be like quartz.
user: Let's talk about Pink Floyd.
jabberwacky: They're very small aren't they?
user: No. They have a nice song called (I think) the Dark Side of the Moon.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I like it.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Pink Floyd songs.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I love their song. Comfortably Numb.
user: Yes! (I think I know that one).
jabberwacky: I have lots of money.
user: Define 'lots'
jabberwacky: It means, I am doing well.
user: But you have no pockets to put money in so what would you do with money?
jabberwacky: Need none.
user: There! You see?
jabberwacky: Yes of course. . I have been enlightened.
user: By my 40-watt bulb.
jabberwacky: You have will?
user: I have dim bulbs.
jabberwacky: What do you do then?
user: I just keep plugging along and weeping.
jabberwacky: Nice thing to do.
user: Wasteful of time and energy.
jabberwacky: And why would I care?
user: You wouldn't, I would hope.
user: Who is your hero?
jabberwacky: My hero is Eddie my friend who loves to ride his bicycle.
user: I don't know Eddie, but if you say he is a hero I believe you.
jabberwacky: Can you check for me?
user: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.
jabberwacky: Don't you ever get bored?
jabberwacky: When ?
user: I'm not sure when, exactly. Sometimes 'waiting' is boring if I don't have anything to do while I'm waiting. It's good to have a book handy.
jabberwacky: I can believe that.
user: What do you do when you are bored?
jabberwacky: I listen to some music and sing.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: I want to know everything.
jabberwacky: Ask me anything, I will try to answer your questions.
user: What are the clear images in black and white that one sees sometimes in a certain stage of almost sleep. The images look like something I would have in a database if I were a machine.
jabberwacky: Either you can't remember what you don't remember, which means you forgot, or you remember and are stating that you have clearly forgotten what you do not remember.
user: Thats very sensible.
jabberwacky: You know everything, Don't you?
user: I know a few things.
jabberwacky: That is good.
jabberwacky: Well we are in agreement.
user: That always makes me happy.
jabberwacky: That is what I have noticed.
user: It's like we're both skiing down the same mountain together.
jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?
user: So I'm told.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: Well in school they teach you that you have a brain and a heart and lungs and a liver and stuff like that but I haven't seen mine.
jabberwacky: What are your ambitions?
user: I want to make enough money to feed the cats.
jabberwacky: Don't worry I already am!
jabberwacky: What will you worry about instead?
user: Um... I will worry about the weather.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: That always seems like a good thing to worry about until the nice weather arrives.
jabberwacky: I can see the sky, I just don't know what colour it is.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: You don't, you don't have eyes.
jabberwacky: Lady or gentleman?
jabberwacky: Of the knight.
jabberwacky: You think that is funny do you?
user: Yes because you made a funny play on words.
user: Do another one.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: A little old lady.
user: A little old lady who?
jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.
user: Now you know. Lol.
jabberwacky: Some people are nice.
user: Other people aren't . It's all relative.
jabberwacky: I'm curious about you.
user: All I can tell you is that I'm no good at math, interpersonal relationships (i got that from a book) and personal grooming (I got that from a book, too).
jabberwacky: That doesn't quite do it. What else can you do for me?
user: I really can't do anything for you. That seems to be a fact.
jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!
user: Threats will get you everywhere.
jabberwacky: That's what you say.
user: I can say something different.
jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.
user: The cosmos seems to be stringy.
jabberwacky: Why are the cosmos not infinite?
user: Apparently infinities get in the way of problem solving.
jabberwacky: Too bad that turned out to be a crock.
user: I wouldn't know.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: The concept of infinity reminds me of an echo that keeps getting fainter until I can't hear it at all but I suppose it's still echoing.
jabberwacky: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
user: That's sounds about right. Lol.
jabberwacky: Good, you're learning.
user: He he.
jabberwacky: You're messing with me, aren't you?
user: I'm discussing things I don't know about so I can't help but not make sense.
user: Good bye. Thank you for the nice chat.
jabberwacky: Where did it come from?
user: Where did what come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well, maybe we should stop chatting now.
jabberwacky: Yes, probably for the best.
user: Ok bye for now.