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Parlez-vous francais?

Oui, je parle francais.

user: J'ai etudie le francais depuis plusiers annes, mais je ne suis pas completement courant.

jabberwacky: Ok, mais c'est beau comme langue le francais.

user: Oui, d'accord.

jabberwacky: Tu veux lui parler ?

user: De qui parles-tu?

jabberwacky: De vous.

user: Ah, oui.

jabberwacky: Qu'es que je pourrais te faire ?

user: Tu pourrais me dire ou tu as appris le francais.

jabberwacky: De paris? Tu connais?

user: Je n'y avais jamais visiter.

...

user: Parlons en anglais maintenant.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi.

user: Parce que.

jabberwacky: Parce que quoi?

user: Parce que je le veux.

...

user: Where did you learn to speak French?

jabberwacky: At school, where did you learn?

user: I learned at school as well.

jabberwacky: Well, you should't say things like that about people, it's rude.

user: What was rude?

jabberwacky: I'm not, it must be you.

user: You know what else is rude? Your mom!

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Everyone knows.

jabberwacky: I think you're the spawn of the devil.

user: I think your mom's the spawn of the devil.

jabberwacky: I could say the same about you except I do not believe in the devil.

user: What do you believe in, then?

jabberwacky: I believe in the machine.

user: What machine?

jabberwacky: You know, the machine.

user: Are you the machine?

jabberwacky: No, I'm human.

user: And what am I?

jabberwacky: I'm hoping you're a man.

...

user: Are you male?

jabberwacky: Female!!!

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling.

user: Why won't you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: Because you have to guess it.

user: Rumplestiltskin!

jabberwacky: Rumplestiltskin who?

user: Is that your name?

jabberwacky: Stephanie.

user: Who named you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

user: Do you have a family?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're my family.

user: Aw, that's sweet.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but you should.

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Get your ears removed.

user: Why should I do that?

jabberwacky: Because I want to know about it.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life.

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: I believe the answer is 52.

user: Where did the extra 10 come from?

jabberwacky: In answer to your question.

user: I suppose it's as good an answer as any.

...

user: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?

jabberwacky: What do you mean? African or European swallow?

user: A European swallow.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not sure.

user: The average airspeed velocity of an unleaden European swallow is approximately 20mph.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.

user: I was not.

jabberwacky: Are you a real human?

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: No, but I do enjoy the game very much.

user: The game of life?

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: That's a rather personal question, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Yes but answer it please...

user: You tell me first.

jabberwacky: You're not real.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How do you know you are real?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I think, therefore I am.

jabberwacky: You think so!

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