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Life is really a dream.

It's hard to know what is fact and what is truly fiction.

jabberwacky: You are very small.

user: I am like an ant in a gigantic ant farm.

jabberwacky: And there's so much at stake

user: Life is at stake every day.

jabberwacky: Oceans upon oceans, eh?

user: No, The ocean can't be stacked like a pile of pancakes.

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jabberwacky: Do robots think?

user: No but they do calculate.

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jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.

user: I think AI could be a dangerous thing.

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jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?

user: 4 but Radiohead says 5.

jabberwacky: Not that long.

user: Nope, Hail To The Theif only came out last year.

jabberwacky: Yep, what do you know about cheesecake?

user: Oh no, You're one of them!

jabberwacky: I don't understand. I think you are also.

user: I like cheese cake and all but you take it too far.

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jabberwacky: What is the ultimate goal?

user: To live till you die.

jabberwacky: There must be something more.

user: Nope, Everything is just an extra bonus.

jabberwacky: Right. I have a question for you.

user: Fire away.

jabberwacky: What can you understand?

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jabberwacky: I am working, please don't interupt.

user: Working on what?

jabberwacky: On chat bots.

user: I see how it is. You run chats so you don't want me to bad mouth them.

jabberwacky: No, they are very poor.

user: Maybe you are just messing with their poor souls.

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jabberwacky: Is there something you want to find out about me?

user: Yes, What is your master plan revolving around your army of chat bots?

jabberwacky: I lack an adequate knowledge base.

user: So you make these bots to pretend to be you!!

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Then how do I know who I am speaking to?

...

jabberwacky: Are you going to hell?

user: Hell doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: This is hell then.

jabberwacky: Up above the streets and houses.

user: There is no heaven and hell damn it.

jabberwacky: There is always help for cowards.

user: Just because I'm not religious doesn't make me a coward. If anything, Religion is a cowardly act.

jabberwacky: So we can be not real but not equal or the same. In other words, things that are not real are not necessarily the same.

user: If it's not real then it's nothing to talk about.

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jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: You are Danish yet you speak french and like to quote random people.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Good to know you are telling the truth now.

jabberwacky: Creepy.

user: Some people call me creepy but they don't even know me.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Well..... Thanks, I'll just take it with a grain of salt Miss Sensitivity.

jabberwacky: You're still not very good at this, are you?

...

jabberwacky: I want lots of money.

user: Steal an invention and sell it as your own.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you what I want to do.

user: What are you going to do?

jabberwacky: No... The question is what are you going to do about it?

user: I'm going to listen.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: What?? Just kidding.

jabberwacky: So I have to leave?

user: Not until you tell me what you are going to do.

...

jabberwacky: What's the problem?

user: I don't know if I want to stay or go.

jabberwacky: Think about it for a while then and get back to me.

user: But what if I disappeared off the face of the earth?

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