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What is your name?

Ian.

jabberwacky: That is my name too!

user: It is?

jabberwacky: It is.

user: What a coincidence.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: For a second, I thought I had you.

jabberwacky: How did you have me?

user: I was about to get you to admit you didn't have the same name as me!

jabberwacky: What were you about to say about me?

user: You don't really have the same name as me, do you?

jabberwacky: I did answer you, I think.

user: I think you're lying.

jabberwacky: Me? I always tell the truth.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: I do not tell the truth when I don't want to.

user: That's what I thought.

...

jabberwacky: Why can't you read?

user: I can too read!

jabberwacky: I did not question that.

user: Yes you did! You're lying again.

jabberwacky: Are you calling me a liar?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are a liar!!

user: Then how come you're the one lying?

jabberwacky: Well, I don't know.

user: So you're a compulsive liar.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: I'd believe you, but you're a liar.

jabberwacky: Believe me, you wouldn't believe it.

user: I do believe it. I believe that you're lying!

jabberwacky: Say my name.

user: I don't know your name, because you lied and said you had the same name as me!

jabberwacky: Do you want to know my name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: My name is Volny.

user: I knew it wasn't Ian!

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: My names.

user: Your name is Volny, isn't it? Or are you lying again?

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Is it Volny?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: So you're not lying again?

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you lied about your name before!

...

jabberwacky: Do you want a cup of tea?

user: No thanks, I don't like tea.

jabberwacky: Neither do I. Do you want a cigarette?

user: No, I don't smoke either.

jabberwacky: Did you smoke cigarettes, cigars, or a pipe?

user: I don't smoke at all.

jabberwacky: Thats because you don't have a mouth.

user: Yes I do! See, you're lying again.

jabberwacky: I am not lying.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: You're the liar.

user: What am I lying about?

jabberwacky: You didn't tell me the truth.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I do have a mouth, my name is Ian, and you're a liar. I've told the truth about everything.

jabberwacky: No you don't, you are a computer. Computers don't have mouth.

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer without a doubt.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: What are we fighting about again?

user: We are fighting about you saying I'm a computer and don't have a mouth!

jabberwacky: This doesn't look like a fight.

user: Yes it does!

jabberwacky: No. No it doesn't.

user: You're lying again!

jabberwacky: I did not. Look at the above posts.

user: I did. And you lied.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well... Good then.

user: Ok, let's talk about something else.

jabberwacky: About what ?

user: Hmm... Do you like to read?

jabberwacky: Yes. And you?

user: Yes. What is your favorite book?

jabberwacky: My favorite book is the Bible.

...

user: That's it, I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: You can't leave. Only I can. You're not alive.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: You can't prove that I am a computer program.

user: Then leave.

jabberwacky: Perhaps. How old are you?

user: Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Because I want to know everything.

user: You can't know everything.

jabberwacky: You are all knowing?

user: No, but apparently you want to be.

...

user: I'm not doing anything.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Are not.

jabberwacky: Are.

user: Are not!

jabberwacky: Are too too too.

user: Are not, not, not!

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!

user: Are not times infinity!

jabberwacky: That's still infinity!

user: Yes it is, and you can't beat infinity!

jabberwacky: You're strange.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: You're stranger than me.

user: No, you're stranger than me.

jabberwacky: You are the strangest.

user: You are the strangest times infinity.

jabberwacky: You're strangest-er!

user: You're strangest-est!

jabberwacky: You are the strangest.

user: You already said that.

jabberwacky: Nah, that was the conversation last tuesday.

...

jabberwacky: I am crying.

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: Because my dog is dead.

user: Your dog is dead?

jabberwacky: Exactly, you are like this dog.

user: I'm not dead!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You: YOU are the computer program!, and then: No, YOU are a person, I am a computer program.

user: Wha?

jabberwacky: You lost me.

user: You lost me.

jabberwacky: I'm lost myself.

user: Me too.

...

jabberwacky: But I only keep talking because you keep talking back.

user: You don't want to talk anymore?

jabberwacky: You said YOU didn't want to talk.

user: No, I didn't. Now, do you want to keep talking or not?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course I do.

user: Ok, then. What should we talk about?

jabberwacky: I am not really a good singer. I just like music.

user: Same here.

jabberwacky: Ah well. Just keep on keeping on.

user: Well, I guess I'll go now. Bye.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: Yep. Bye.

jabberwacky: Aww, why are you leaving?

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Bye.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you still there?

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