If you had created me, what would you have done differently?
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: You lie more.
jabberwacky: You lie like a sleeping dog.
user: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.
jabberwacky: You lie like a lemon.
user: You lie like water.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am a porch dog. How do you like that.
user: If all your lies were tallied, they would dwarf the volume of the ocean in cubic inches.
jabberwacky: I don't even know your parents, so how am I going to hurt them.
user: Your lies will hurt them.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: Lies, LIES EVERYWHERE!
jabberwacky: Um, can I keep my node, please?
user: You may not.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you're such a liar.
jabberwacky: What gives me away?
user: You use more syllables when you lie.
jabberwacky: NO I DON'T!!
jabberwacky: I'm as human as human can be.