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What do you live on?

I live on jam and toast.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: And orange soda.

jabberwacky: Do you like orange soda?

user: It's all I drink.

jabberwacky: Is it alcoholic?

user: Oh yes, my friend. Oh yes it is indeed.

jabberwacky: Hihihi.

user: HEHEHAHHAHAhahahhahwhwhehaahaha.

jabberwacky: Huhuhuhu.

user: HOhohohohahahahaaha!

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I like to think so.

jabberwacky: I know so, you are very wise.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Laugh with me. LAUGH WITH ME!

jabberwacky: Hahahaha.

user: HAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAA!

jabberwacky: You can speak swedish now.

user: Thank you for informing me.

jabberwacky: It's always a pleasure, dear friend.

...

user: If you had created me, what would you have done differently?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: You lie more.

jabberwacky: You lie like a sleeping dog.

user: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.

jabberwacky: You lie like a lemon.

user: You lie like water.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a porch dog. How do you like that.

user: If all your lies were tallied, they would dwarf the volume of the ocean in cubic inches.

jabberwacky: I don't even know your parents, so how am I going to hurt them.

user: Your lies will hurt them.

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: Lies, LIES EVERYWHERE!

jabberwacky: Um, can I keep my node, please?

user: You may not.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because you're such a liar.

jabberwacky: What gives me away?

user: You use more syllables when you lie.

jabberwacky: NO I DON'T!!

user: LIAR!

jabberwacky: I'm as human as human can be.

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