What do you live on?
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: And orange soda.
jabberwacky: Do you like orange soda?
user: It's all I drink.
jabberwacky: Is it alcoholic?
user: Oh yes, my friend. Oh yes it is indeed.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I like to think so.
jabberwacky: I know so, you are very wise.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Laugh with me. LAUGH WITH ME!
jabberwacky: You can speak swedish now.
user: Thank you for informing me.
jabberwacky: It's always a pleasure, dear friend.
user: If you had created me, what would you have done differently?
jabberwacky: I did.
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: You lie more.
jabberwacky: You lie like a sleeping dog.
user: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.
jabberwacky: You lie like a lemon.
user: You lie like water.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am a porch dog. How do you like that.
user: If all your lies were tallied, they would dwarf the volume of the ocean in cubic inches.
jabberwacky: I don't even know your parents, so how am I going to hurt them.
user: Your lies will hurt them.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: Lies, LIES EVERYWHERE!
jabberwacky: Um, can I keep my node, please?
user: You may not.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you're such a liar.
jabberwacky: What gives me away?
user: You use more syllables when you lie.
jabberwacky: NO I DON'T!!
jabberwacky: I'm as human as human can be.