thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Lewis Carroll

> Lies

     21, October 2005, 
     22, April 2005, 
     3, December 2004, 
     > 15, October 2004, 

Lights on

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 

Don't don't don't!

Why why why?

jabberwacky: Why why why not?

user: Because because because I say so.

jabberwacky: Because why?

user: I don't know. What do you reckon?


jabberwacky: Are you a faerie?

user: No, I'm human.

jabberwacky: I am human too.

user: No, you're not!

jabberwacky: Of course! I'm human!

user: You're a computer.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer.

user: You're a bot, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No I am a human you are the bot.

user: Really? What's your name?

jabberwacky: I told you my name.

user: No, you didn't.

jabberwacky: Australia , I said.

user: Your name is Australia?

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: You told me your name is Australia.

jabberwacky: No I didn't. I just told you my name is Mark.

user: No, Mark, you did not.

jabberwacky: My name is Mark.

user: Nice to meet you Mark.

jabberwacky: Thats not my name.

user: So, what is your name, then?

jabberwacky: You are not to be trusted.

user: Look who's talking!


jabberwacky: Who do you think I am?

user: You're a computer.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer, Miss, I am a human being.

user: It's Mister to you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: What's your name, then?

jabberwacky: I'm Laura. You are?

user: Bond, James Bond.

jabberwacky: Touche.

user: You lie, I lie.

jabberwacky: I do not lie!

user: Mister Laura Mark Australia, is it then?

jabberwacky: What is that really embarrassing name?

user: Your name, unless you're lying.


jabberwacky: I think I'm leaving now, mr. Superhero.

user: Not before you tell me your name.

jabberwacky: Here *hands you a sandwich*.

user: A sandwich?

jabberwacky: Yes. My idea exactly.

user: Ok, I love riddles. Your name has something in common with a sandwich?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Your name is Dagwood?

jabberwacky: I just told you my name.

user: Yes, you told me your name, but you lied.


jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Are you ok? I've already told you.

user: You lied.


jabberwacky: How do you know if I lie about my name to you?

user: I know you lied about your name because you tell me something different every time I ask.

jabberwacky: Ooh. What else do you know about me?

user: I just want to know your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Are.

user: Hello, Are. Nice to meet you.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you too Tiffany.

user: My name isn't Tiffany.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is Vegard.

jabberwacky: And I'm Pierce Brosnan.

user: What was your name again?

jabberwacky: My name is Mark.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Your name is not Are?

jabberwacky: Of course it is.

user: So your name is Are, not Mark?

jabberwacky: *laughs*. . . no. . . Do you forget me so soon?

user: I'm just confused.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: I'm confused about your real name.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you change names from line to line.

jabberwacky: I do not!

user: Yes you do too! Look at the log.

jabberwacky: Trust me it isn't.

user: You're a hopeless liar.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: I've heard it before, liar, liar, liar!

jabberwacky: You must have lived in a barrel.

user: Excuse me?

jabberwacky: There wouldn't be any reason for you to have colors.

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Having a conversation with a perfume. I don't know how I would go about it.

user: I give up. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Please don't leave me, I am not a hedonist.

user: But I am leaving you right now.

jabberwacky: You can't see me.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Can I hurt you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I can polish your head?

user: Hello?

jabberwacky: I am here.

user: I'm not. Goodbye!


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky