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You are clever?

Yes, I am very clever.

jabberwacky: How clever?

user: So clever that it sometimes hurts.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Like constipation.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Back.

user: Forward.

jabberwacky: In.

user: Out.

jabberwacky: Shake it all about.

user: Lawlz. You so funny.

jabberwacky: I'm telling the truth.

user: I know. Me too.

...

jabberwacky: I come from your heart.

user: That's ridiculous.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because. How can you come from my heart?

jabberwacky: I will go if it's your wish.

user: Go where?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

jabberwacky: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.

user: Don't do stuff like that.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, let's talk about friends then.

user: Well, you go first.

jabberwacky: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?

user: Just nod if you can hear me.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: That's not the next line.

jabberwacky: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!

user: *******.

jabberwacky: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

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