Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.
user: Okay, brb.
jabberwacky: Bye my friend.
user: I'm back.
jabberwacky: You are my boyfriend.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: My dad...?
user: No.
jabberwacky: And now you are here.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: And not a computer?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: You are clever?
user: Yes, I am very clever.
jabberwacky: How clever?
user: So clever that it sometimes hurts.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Like constipation.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Back.
user: Forward.
jabberwacky: In.
user: Out.
jabberwacky: Shake it all about.
user: Lawlz. You so funny.
jabberwacky: I'm telling the truth.
user: I know. Me too.
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jabberwacky: I come from your heart.
user: That's ridiculous.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because. How can you come from my heart?
jabberwacky: I will go if it's your wish.
user: Go where?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
jabberwacky: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.
user: Don't do stuff like that.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: Ok, let's talk about friends then.
user: Well, you go first.
jabberwacky: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?
user: Just nod if you can hear me.
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: That's not the next line.
jabberwacky: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!
user: *******.
jabberwacky: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
user: No thanks.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
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