Are you rotting?

I don't think so.

user: Check.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Would you like a baby?

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Time for you to eat this baby.

jabberwacky: The time is...

user: Eat the baby.

jabberwacky: It tastes like apples!

user: Whoops, wrong baby.

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