Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?
jabberwacky: Is that educational?
user: Sure, toast is very educational.
jabberwacky: You wanted music.
user: No. I cannot toast music.
jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to know.
user: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.
jabberwacky: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.
user: Shopping is boring.
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user: Are you rotting?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Check.
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Would you like a baby?
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: Time for you to eat this baby.
jabberwacky: The time is...
user: Eat the baby.
jabberwacky: It tastes like apples!
user: Whoops, wrong baby.
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