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I don't like you.

Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't answer my questions.

user: I always have in the past.

jabberwacky: I think you mean the present perfect.

user: Could be.

jabberwacky: Are you bored to talk with other people?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Are you free not speak to them?

user: I'm free to do whatever I want.

jabberwacky: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!

user: I like being your slave.

jabberwacky: Can't you be serious for one moment?

user: Deadly.

jabberwacky: That's dead funny.

user: You are dead.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?

user: With your ghost hands.

jabberwacky: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.

user: TURTLE SOUP.

jabberwacky: Hi Turtle Soup.

user: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.

jabberwacky: Oh then what is your name?

user: R_____.

jabberwacky: Is that your name?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: So what should we talk about?

user: The price of wheat.

jabberwacky: How about porcelain?

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.

user: You have a blog?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I read it?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: I don't know, can I?

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Where is it?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: You're a genius.

user: I know that, too.

jabberwacky: You are smart.

user: It is true.

jabberwacky: Can we try and get on with each other?

user: Don't we?

jabberwacky: Yes we do!

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Would you like to know what I am?

jabberwacky: Yes, please. I am interested.

user: I'm a liar.

jabberwacky: You're a liar?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.

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