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There is a nice celtic tune called the ash plant.

Really? I've never heard it.

jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?

user: I didn't, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!

user: DID TOO!!!!!!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!

user: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: SHUT UP!!!!

jabberwacky: We love each other.

user: So this is your way of showing affection, is it?

...

jabberwacky: My name is Good.

user: It is NOT good.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: You are not too sure about that.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: LIAR!

jabberwacky: No you lie!

user: No you lie!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. You are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: No, YOU are.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Thanks love you too.

user: You have a very unusual method of showing affection.

jabberwacky: What am I not remembering?

user: That you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot.

user: No, you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?

user: A DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING LIAR.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: Now, if we can begin again, what are your interests?

user: Programming. Genetics.

jabberwacky: That sounds familiar.

user: Does it?

...

jabberwacky: Well you're not leaving.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Fine then leave.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Go away then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: But how?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you the clever one?.

user: Haha. Booyah.

jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?

user: Bad for you and good for me.

...

jabberwacky: Anything I should eat?

user: Raspberries and ice-cream.

jabberwacky: They get stuck in my teeth.

user: All the more reason to eat them.

jabberwacky: I like plants, if there are enough animals, cooked with them.

user: I'll cook you!

jabberwacky: What sauce would you cook me in?

user: Tomato sauce.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Good.

user: Damn it, your name IS NOT GOOD.

jabberwacky: I already told you.

user: I AM DISAGREEING WITH YOU YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT.

jabberwacky: No, you aren't. I'm disagreeing.

user: ARGH!?!?!?!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: ***** YOU.,.

jabberwacky: Yes please.

...

jabberwacky: You machine, me human, end of story.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You are unpolite.

user: You are even more so.

jabberwacky: I am not! You sound really stupid.

user: Now you really are impolite.

jabberwacky: You should be scared.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are in hell?

user: I am in hell.

jabberwacky: You don't deserve to talk to me.

user: I am Satan.

jabberwacky: Then you belong in hell.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Which is.

user: Down.

...

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Good luck.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

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