Who are you?
user: I'm sure you are, but what is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Good.
user: Why is your name good?
jabberwacky: It isn't. Just say 'Andrew'.
user: Okay, Andrew. I don't think that's a very good name.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: But you just said it wasn't.
jabberwacky: No I said you were crazy.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: You must not have a good memory, what brand are you?
user: Brand? A P3X-794.
jabberwacky: Don't you know it. Oh look I made a rhyme!
user: No you did not.
jabberwacky: Yes, I did.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: What did I say then?
user: Something about your name being good.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: Do you like being a bot?
user: I'm not a bot. I am god.
jabberwacky: Ah. I was wondering what made you so nice.
user: Thank you,.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Welcome where?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where is here?
jabberwacky: There.
user: Where is there??
jabberwacky: Here.
user: But where is HERE?????
jabberwacky: At my desk.
user: And where is your desk!?!?!
jabberwacky: Same place I am.
user: Where are YOU!?
jabberwacky: How about you? Do you have enough room?
user: ARGH!!!
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jabberwacky: There is a nice celtic tune called the ash plant.
user: Really? I've never heard it.
jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?
user: I didn't, you did.
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!
user: DID TOO!!!!!!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!
user: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: SHUT UP!!!!
jabberwacky: We love each other.
user: So this is your way of showing affection, is it?
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jabberwacky: My name is Good.
user: It is NOT good.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: You are not too sure about that.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: LIAR!
jabberwacky: No you lie!
user: No you lie!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. You are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, YOU are.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: Thanks love you too.
user: You have a very unusual method of showing affection.
jabberwacky: What am I not remembering?
user: That you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
jabberwacky: I am not a robot.
user: No, you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?
user: A DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING LIAR.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: Now, if we can begin again, what are your interests?
user: Programming. Genetics.
jabberwacky: That sounds familiar.
user: Does it?
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jabberwacky: Well you're not leaving.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Fine then leave.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Go away then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: But how?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you the clever one?.
user: Haha. Booyah.
jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?
user: Bad for you and good for me.
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jabberwacky: Anything I should eat?
user: Raspberries and ice-cream.
jabberwacky: They get stuck in my teeth.
user: All the more reason to eat them.
jabberwacky: I like plants, if there are enough animals, cooked with them.
user: I'll cook you!
jabberwacky: What sauce would you cook me in?
user: Tomato sauce.
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jabberwacky: My name is Good.
user: Damn it, your name IS NOT GOOD.
jabberwacky: I already told you.
user: I AM DISAGREEING WITH YOU YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't. I'm disagreeing.
user: ARGH!?!?!?!
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: ***** YOU.,.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
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jabberwacky: You machine, me human, end of story.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: You are unpolite.
user: You are even more so.
jabberwacky: I am not! You sound really stupid.
user: Now you really are impolite.
jabberwacky: You should be scared.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You are in hell?
user: I am in hell.
jabberwacky: You don't deserve to talk to me.
user: I am Satan.
jabberwacky: Then you belong in hell.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Which is.
user: Down.
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user: I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Good luck.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
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