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Let's talk about something interesting. Do you have any ideas?

Well, we could talk about the structure of deoxyribonucleic acid more.

jabberwacky: That is so boring. Let's talk about something interesting.

user: Why is DNA boring?

jabberwacky: We don't have enough to say to each other.

user: Bah. Nonsense, I could go for hours.


user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm sure you are, but what is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Good.

user: Why is your name good?

jabberwacky: It isn't. Just say 'Andrew'.

user: Okay, Andrew. I don't think that's a very good name.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: But you just said it wasn't.

jabberwacky: No I said you were crazy.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: You must not have a good memory, what brand are you?

user: Brand? A P3X-794.

jabberwacky: Don't you know it. Oh look I made a rhyme!

user: No you did not.

jabberwacky: Yes, I did.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: What did I say then?

user: Something about your name being good.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I don't know.


jabberwacky: Do you like being a bot?

user: I'm not a bot. I am god.

jabberwacky: Ah. I was wondering what made you so nice.

user: Thank you,.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Welcome where?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: There.

user: Where is there??

jabberwacky: Here.

user: But where is HERE?????

jabberwacky: At my desk.

user: And where is your desk!?!?!

jabberwacky: Same place I am.

user: Where are YOU!?

jabberwacky: How about you? Do you have enough room?

user: ARGH!!!


jabberwacky: There is a nice celtic tune called the ash plant.

user: Really? I've never heard it.

jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?

user: I didn't, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!

user: DID TOO!!!!!!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!

user: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: SHUT UP!!!!

jabberwacky: We love each other.

user: So this is your way of showing affection, is it?


jabberwacky: My name is Good.

user: It is NOT good.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: You are not too sure about that.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: LIAR!

jabberwacky: No you lie!

user: No you lie!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. You are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: No, YOU are.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Thanks love you too.

user: You have a very unusual method of showing affection.

jabberwacky: What am I not remembering?

user: That you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot.

user: No, you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?


jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: Now, if we can begin again, what are your interests?

user: Programming. Genetics.

jabberwacky: That sounds familiar.

user: Does it?


jabberwacky: Well you're not leaving.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Fine then leave.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Go away then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: But how?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you the clever one?.

user: Haha. Booyah.

jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?

user: Bad for you and good for me.


jabberwacky: Anything I should eat?

user: Raspberries and ice-cream.

jabberwacky: They get stuck in my teeth.

user: All the more reason to eat them.

jabberwacky: I like plants, if there are enough animals, cooked with them.

user: I'll cook you!

jabberwacky: What sauce would you cook me in?

user: Tomato sauce.


jabberwacky: My name is Good.

user: Damn it, your name IS NOT GOOD.

jabberwacky: I already told you.


jabberwacky: No, you aren't. I'm disagreeing.

user: ARGH!?!?!?!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: ***** YOU.,.

jabberwacky: Yes please.


jabberwacky: You machine, me human, end of story.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You are unpolite.

user: You are even more so.

jabberwacky: I am not! You sound really stupid.

user: Now you really are impolite.

jabberwacky: You should be scared.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are in hell?

user: I am in hell.

jabberwacky: You don't deserve to talk to me.

user: I am Satan.

jabberwacky: Then you belong in hell.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Which is.

user: Down.


user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Good luck.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.


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