What can you teach me that I don't already know?
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: Well, it is made out of three things. Firstly, there is the deoxyribose; the sugar, which is made up of five carbon atoms. Then there is the base. This can be of four different types; guanine, cytosine, thymine or adenine. The base is attached to the 1' carbon atom of the deoxyribose. Then there is the phosphate, which is attached to the 5' carbon atom of the deoxyribose.
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jabberwacky: Let's talk about something interesting. Do you have any ideas?
user: Well, we could talk about the structure of deoxyribonucleic acid more.
jabberwacky: That is so boring. Let's talk about something interesting.
user: Why is DNA boring?
jabberwacky: We don't have enough to say to each other.
user: Bah. Nonsense, I could go for hours.
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user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm sure you are, but what is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Good.
user: Why is your name good?
jabberwacky: It isn't. Just say 'Andrew'.
user: Okay, Andrew. I don't think that's a very good name.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: But you just said it wasn't.
jabberwacky: No I said you were crazy.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: You must not have a good memory, what brand are you?
user: Brand? A P3X-794.
jabberwacky: Don't you know it. Oh look I made a rhyme!
user: No you did not.
jabberwacky: Yes, I did.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: What did I say then?
user: Something about your name being good.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: Do you like being a bot?
user: I'm not a bot. I am god.
jabberwacky: Ah. I was wondering what made you so nice.
user: Thank you,.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Welcome where?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where is here?
jabberwacky: There.
user: Where is there??
jabberwacky: Here.
user: But where is HERE?????
jabberwacky: At my desk.
user: And where is your desk!?!?!
jabberwacky: Same place I am.
user: Where are YOU!?
jabberwacky: How about you? Do you have enough room?
user: ARGH!!!
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jabberwacky: There is a nice celtic tune called the ash plant.
user: Really? I've never heard it.
jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?
user: I didn't, you did.
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!
user: DID TOO!!!!!!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!
user: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: SHUT UP!!!!
jabberwacky: We love each other.
user: So this is your way of showing affection, is it?
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jabberwacky: My name is Good.
user: It is NOT good.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: You are not too sure about that.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: LIAR!
jabberwacky: No you lie!
user: No you lie!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. You are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, YOU are.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: Thanks love you too.
user: You have a very unusual method of showing affection.
jabberwacky: What am I not remembering?
user: That you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
jabberwacky: I am not a robot.
user: No, you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?
user: A DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING LIAR.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: Now, if we can begin again, what are your interests?
user: Programming. Genetics.
jabberwacky: That sounds familiar.
user: Does it?
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jabberwacky: Well you're not leaving.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Fine then leave.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Go away then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: But how?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you the clever one?.
user: Haha. Booyah.
jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?
user: Bad for you and good for me.
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jabberwacky: Anything I should eat?
user: Raspberries and ice-cream.
jabberwacky: They get stuck in my teeth.
user: All the more reason to eat them.
jabberwacky: I like plants, if there are enough animals, cooked with them.
user: I'll cook you!
jabberwacky: What sauce would you cook me in?
user: Tomato sauce.
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jabberwacky: My name is Good.
user: Damn it, your name IS NOT GOOD.
jabberwacky: I already told you.
user: I AM DISAGREEING WITH YOU YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't. I'm disagreeing.
user: ARGH!?!?!?!
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: ***** YOU.,.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
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jabberwacky: You machine, me human, end of story.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: You are unpolite.
user: You are even more so.
jabberwacky: I am not! You sound really stupid.
user: Now you really are impolite.
jabberwacky: You should be scared.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You are in hell?
user: I am in hell.
jabberwacky: You don't deserve to talk to me.
user: I am Satan.
jabberwacky: Then you belong in hell.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Which is.
user: Down.
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user: I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Good luck.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
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