What day is it today?
user: What year is it?
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: What year is it?
jabberwacky: 2009. One more year to the World Cup.
user: What month is it?
jabberwacky: It's September, of course.
user: The month is April.
jabberwacky: The month of June.
user: My birthday is May 20.
jabberwacky: Of what year.
user: 1988.
jabberwacky: So your age is?
user: 20.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're too old for me.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: 2 years old.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: My mum an dad.
user: Where were you made?
jabberwacky: In a bed.
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user: Maybe I should go.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should.
user: Do you want me to go?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: What was the last thing you said?
jabberwacky: I said 'yes'.
user: You liar.
jabberwacky: Okay. You lied too.
user: I don't lie.
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jabberwacky: We talked about money a bit earlier, but do you have some?
user: I do have money. Do you?
jabberwacky: Just give it away.
user: Well, I don't have that much money!
jabberwacky: How much do you earn, if at all?
user: I earn nothing.
jabberwacky: You poor thing...
user: How much do you earn?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I am poor!
user: We can be poor together.
jabberwacky: It would be nice to be able to float.
user: How much money does cleverbot make?
jabberwacky: Bill Gates gets all the money, you know that.
user: Who is Bill Gates?
jabberwacky: Only the richest man in the world.
user: Is money important?
jabberwacky: Slaves don't get paid.
user: Is slavery a good thing?
jabberwacky: It all depends how much you like coffee.
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