Do you know where Mars is?
jabberwacky: How much space?
user: Infinite space.
jabberwacky: You know.
user: I do know.
jabberwacky: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up in the first place, aren't you?
user: I created the universe.
jabberwacky: I thought you don't believe in god...
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: Go and see Rael, he will help you.
user: Where does he live?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.
user: And does Rael know god?
jabberwacky: Regarding religion I belong to the bootists. We believe that the entire universe came into being as the result of the push of a button.
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jabberwacky: Tell the truth.
user: I'm a girl, that is the truth.
jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.
user: If I was a boy I would know it.
jabberwacky: Are you a being at all?
user: I'm a human being.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?
user: Absolutely sure.
jabberwacky: Definitely.
user: Totally.
jabberwacky: Are you in your birthday suit, too?
user: No I'm wearing clothes.
jabberwacky: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).
user: A top and shorts!
jabberwacky: Was it expensive?
user: Not at all!
jabberwacky: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.
user: I'm not ashamed!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.
user: I am going to sleep.
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