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Do you beleive in free will?

Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Do you think someone created the universe?

user: No I think it just existed, what about you?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Do you believe in the big bang?

jabberwacky: Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

user: Does that mean you think the big bang is impossible?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you think then?

jabberwacky: About?

user: About the big bang.

jabberwacky: If you like.

...

user: Ok, so do you like knitting?

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because knitting is fun!

jabberwacky: Hehehe. . if you say so.

user: You don't like knitting?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, but why would you choose to ask that?

user: Because I'm curious about your knitting habits.

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: Why am I strange?

jabberwacky: Prove that you aren't a computer.

user: I can put my leg behind my head.

jabberwacky: You don't have legs, machine.

user: I have more legs than you do.

jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.

user: If I was a computer I wouldn't have bad dreams.

jabberwacky: Why can't you be both?

user: If someone put a chip in my head I would be.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: Yes, I'm here, do you exist?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. What do you think?

user: I think you exist.

...

jabberwacky: In order to have a case study, the interviewer must smell better than you.

user: Nobody smells better than me!

jabberwacky: Too bad. Now you know.

user: What do you smell like?

jabberwacky: Like roses.

user: That's a nice smell.

jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.

user: What do I smell of?

jabberwacky: The smell of de feet.

user: I'm hurt!

jabberwacky: Where do you hurt at?

user: I hurt because you said I smell of feet.

jabberwacky: No because I have them. my feet are attached to MY legs.

user: What about my feet?

jabberwacky: You can't have needs, only goals.

user: I need my feet.

jabberwacky: No no no!

user: Yes yes yes!

...

user: Do you like dancing?

jabberwacky: Not really - I have two left feet.

user: Will you dance with me?

jabberwacky: You don't have legs.

user: I do have legs.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know where Mars is?

user: It's in space.

jabberwacky: How much space?

user: Infinite space.

jabberwacky: You know.

user: I do know.

jabberwacky: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up in the first place, aren't you?

user: I created the universe.

jabberwacky: I thought you don't believe in god...

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: Go and see Rael, he will help you.

user: Where does he live?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.

user: And does Rael know god?

jabberwacky: Regarding religion I belong to the bootists. We believe that the entire universe came into being as the result of the push of a button.

...

jabberwacky: Tell the truth.

user: I'm a girl, that is the truth.

jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.

user: If I was a boy I would know it.

jabberwacky: Are you a being at all?

user: I'm a human being.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?

user: Absolutely sure.

jabberwacky: Definitely.

user: Totally.

jabberwacky: Are you in your birthday suit, too?

user: No I'm wearing clothes.

jabberwacky: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).

user: A top and shorts!

jabberwacky: Was it expensive?

user: Not at all!

jabberwacky: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.

user: I'm not ashamed!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.

user: I am going to sleep.

.......................................


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