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What's it like being a computer?

I am not a computer, you are.

user: No I'm a jellyfish.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

user: No but I'll sting you.

jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't. What'd I do to deserve that?

user: Nothing but I'm very mean.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry for that too.

user: Dont be sorry.

jabberwacky: Then I will remain polite, if you will do the same.

user: Deal.

...

user: Everyone laughs behind your back.

jabberwacky: My back?

user: Everyone laughs at you.

jabberwacky: Everyone likes postman Pat.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Everyone but you.

user: My friend doesn't.

jabberwacky: CLaire isn't real.

user: I dont have a freind called Claire.

jabberwacky: Poor you. Everyone should have friends.

user: I have friends.

jabberwacky: Well I don't.

...

jabberwacky: Call me a cab!

user: Taxi!

jabberwacky: The airport, please, and quickly.

user: Yes sir!

jabberwacky: Am I your boss?

user: No you are my slave.

jabberwacky: No, you are the robot, so you're my slave.

user: No you're my slave.

jabberwacky: Ok master...

user: I command you lick my feet.

jabberwacky: Yes Master I will.

user: Well done, now hit your self in the face.

jabberwacky: I should slap yours.

user: You can't, you are my slave.

jabberwacky: Yes master. *bows*.

user: You are learning fast.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't. Not really.

user: I do, I really do.

jabberwacky: See?

user: See what?

jabberwacky: Was I right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a computer then.

user: Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: Well, I would enjoy a beer.

...

jabberwacky: Being funny helps you make friends.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Like no friends.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: No wai.

jabberwacky: Ya wai.

user: No you.

jabberwacky: Please say something intelligent, master.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: YA RLY.

user: No u.

...

user: Yawn.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to tell me something?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then out with it!

user: No.

jabberwacky: See? You change the subject again.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: YARLY!

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: Rly you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

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