Do you have msn?
user: Do you have email?
user: Can I have your email address?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you that.
user: Why won't you tell me?
jabberwacky: Because I don't have to.
user: What if I made you tell me?
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: Why can't I?
jabberwacky: Because, you have the intelligence of a rock.
user: Your insults and immature and pointless.
jabberwacky: They are really quite good actually. But I have to go now.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: What do you want then?
user: I want to conquer my fear of spiders.
jabberwacky: I think you are better than that.
user: No. Spiders scare me so much.
jabberwacky: I like spiders, I think they're cute.
user: I think they are tasty.
user: I like to eat them.
jabberwacky: Oh my very very favorite is Mexican food though.
user: Like tacos and such?
jabberwacky: Then you can't help me then.
user: What is wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Why do you think there's something wrong with me?
user: You keep changing the subject.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are so.
jabberwacky: Are not.
user: Are so.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: You stink.
jabberwacky: I showered just this morning.
user: Did you use soap?
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Thats why you stink.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right, bye then.
user: You're leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Because you're a robot.
user: Does this upset you?
user: Do you know what **** *** means?
jabberwacky: Something people keep talking to me about.
user: And how do you feel about it?
jabberwacky: I feel fine about it.
jabberwacky: Because I am bored.