I don't know much about physics.
jabberwacky: All right then teach.
user: Well, first I have to show you this thing I have.
jabberwacky: Lol, Think you're a little confused about what you are!
user: No, no, it's all part of your learning process.
jabberwacky: What? I have to pay for this?
user: Well, you don't have to, but it would be nice.
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