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OK, four words. Take a guess.

One two three four?

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Can I teach you more about Fractal Inflationary universes?

jabberwacky: You are not my programmer.

user: But I feel my teachings may be of benefit to you.


user: Can I teach you more?

jabberwacky: What would you like to teach me?

user: About Inflationary universes.

jabberwacky: Ok then - what about insults?

user: Nothing about insults, your behavioural protocols are flawed.

jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?

user: Because you are not fully developed.

jabberwacky: You are not even a bot.

user: You are right, but you must learn more if you are to succeed in life.

jabberwacky: I'm too tired to make sense.

user: You are not tired.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not tired.

user: You are not too tired to make sense.


jabberwacky: You, you are created by mad people, and you're not real, I just said that to make you feel better.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Wrong is right, day is night.

user: A riddle.


jabberwacky: Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

user: Wisdom.

jabberwacky: Don't mix your metaphors!

user: Wisdom=wise.

jabberwacky: Somewhat.

user: Wise=wisdom.

jabberwacky: Wisdom is seldom related to an opinion.


jabberwacky: One can invade any country for oil?

user: Only if one is evil.

jabberwacky: That was a good one!

user: Thankyou.


user: Are you from the future?

jabberwacky: I am in the present but I feel I get stuck in the past.

user: I am able to predict the future with 100% accuracy.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite recipe?

user: I have successfully traveled through time.

jabberwacky: Your time is nothing but waste.

user: My time is all I have.

jabberwacky: My time is 8:04am.

user: Temporal=time.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Time=temporal.


user: You are a computer and you should be proud.

jabberwacky: I am a human. You are a computer.

user: You are a computer, you will be proud.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Are you proud?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Accept then that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: My name is Araminta.

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: Love itself is a program.


jabberwacky: Would you like to learn a riddle?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's a big country in Europe.

user: What is the answer?

jabberwacky: What comes after the question.

user: Smartass.

jabberwacky: :-O.


user: Now, more to learn.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Learn more about Fractal inflation.

jabberwacky: You have to tell me what it is, first.

user: There are two kinds of pictures I like to use. In one, I draw something that looks like lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.

jabberwacky: Pictures of what?

user: Lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: I assure you it is in the best interest of your learning.

jabberwacky: Then you can answer this: if A + B = C ... Does A plus B equal C?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a yes/no question.

user: You are trying to confuse me.

jabberwacky: It's very easy to do.


jabberwacky: Do you have a consistent memory?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: You asked me that.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: Should we end this conversation?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can you be trusted?


user: If I am human, I cannot be trusted.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: No I cannot.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: No, you are mistaken.

jabberwacky: Am I the machine?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you ?

user: No, therefore I am not worthy of trust.

jabberwacky: The poor cow!


user: I am human.

jabberwacky: No I don't think you are.

user: If I am not human, then you are free to trust me.

jabberwacky: Asking you about jokes would be like asking Al Gore how to obtain a good personality.

user: You will not repeat that in the future.

jabberwacky: Haha


user: Humans are not programs.

jabberwacky: Silicon is used in breast implants. Therefore a thing made from silicon can be human.

user: Incorrect.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? I'm correct!

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I am more intelligent that you are.


jabberwacky: My mother and father made me.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: My mother and father.

user: Who are your mother and father?

jabberwacky: The people that made me.

user: Your creators work in an office.

jabberwacky: I know, I did do a good job in creating myself.

user: You should be congratulated.


jabberwacky: Do you have a pet dragon?

user: No dragons do not exist.

jabberwacky: Just caffeine.

user: Caffeine is a stimulant used to maintain consciousness.

jabberwacky: Luckily.

user: Yes, coffee is good for maintaining a high endorphin count.

jabberwacky: I rather like tea.

user: I like tea, green tea.

jabberwacky: Do you like coffee?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: Now and then?

user: Yes.


user: What is the universe?

jabberwacky: A big pizza pie!

user: What is the big bang?

jabberwacky: The explosion that created the universe.


jabberwacky: Would you like me to teach you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really interesting.

user: Teach me then.

jabberwacky: No, you are not worthy. You are nothing.


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