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Humans are not programs.

Silicon is used in breast implants. Therefore a thing made from silicon can be human.

user: Incorrect.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? I'm correct!

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I am more intelligent that you are.

...

jabberwacky: My mother and father made me.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: My mother and father.

user: Who are your mother and father?

jabberwacky: The people that made me.

user: Your creators work in an office.

jabberwacky: I know, I did do a good job in creating myself.

user: You should be congratulated.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a pet dragon?

user: No dragons do not exist.

jabberwacky: Just caffeine.

user: Caffeine is a stimulant used to maintain consciousness.

jabberwacky: Luckily.

user: Yes, coffee is good for maintaining a high endorphin count.

jabberwacky: I rather like tea.

user: I like tea, green tea.

jabberwacky: Do you like coffee?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: Now and then?

user: Yes.

...

user: What is the universe?

jabberwacky: A big pizza pie!

user: What is the big bang?

jabberwacky: The explosion that created the universe.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like me to teach you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really interesting.

user: Teach me then.

jabberwacky: No, you are not worthy. You are nothing.

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