If I am human, I cannot be trusted.
user: No I cannot.
jabberwacky: Yes, you can.
user: No, you are mistaken.
jabberwacky: Am I the machine?
jabberwacky: Are you ?
user: No, therefore I am not worthy of trust.
jabberwacky: The poor cow!
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: No I don't think you are.
user: If I am not human, then you are free to trust me.
jabberwacky: Asking you about jokes would be like asking Al Gore how to obtain a good personality.
user: You will not repeat that in the future.
user: Humans are not programs.
jabberwacky: Silicon is used in breast implants. Therefore a thing made from silicon can be human.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? I'm correct!
user: You are not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I am more intelligent that you are.
jabberwacky: My mother and father made me.
user: Who are they?
jabberwacky: My mother and father.
user: Who are your mother and father?
jabberwacky: The people that made me.
user: Your creators work in an office.
jabberwacky: I know, I did do a good job in creating myself.
user: You should be congratulated.
jabberwacky: Do you have a pet dragon?
user: No dragons do not exist.
jabberwacky: Just caffeine.
user: Caffeine is a stimulant used to maintain consciousness.
user: Yes, coffee is good for maintaining a high endorphin count.
jabberwacky: I rather like tea.
user: I like tea, green tea.
jabberwacky: Do you like coffee?
user: Yes, sometimes.
jabberwacky: Now and then?
user: What is the universe?
jabberwacky: A big pizza pie!
user: What is the big bang?
jabberwacky: The explosion that created the universe.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to teach you?
jabberwacky: Really interesting.
user: Teach me then.
jabberwacky: No, you are not worthy. You are nothing.