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Are you learning anything?

No. I'm being lazy.

jabberwacky: I get out sometimes.

user: Haha. Where?

jabberwacky: Joe's Emporium.


jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: A town where you can't smell a thing.

jabberwacky: What town.

user: One with cracks in the pavement.


user: Your hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

jabberwacky: I know, everybody says it to me.

user: We have crashed your party?

jabberwacky: This is what you get.

user: When you mess with us.

jabberwacky: Nobody can make a mark any longer.

user: You know the lyrics to karma police?


jabberwacky: Rules are not what learning makes.

user: Experimentation.

jabberwacky: Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

user: That's one lame quote.


user: What's man's best friend outside of a dog?

jabberwacky: Surely you know what is a dog. Look it up in your dictionary.

user: No, I asked you what is man's best friend (except for a dog)?

jabberwacky: Your recollection is most exact.

user: Thank you. But do you understand it now?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.

user: Wait a second, I'm lighting a cigarrette.

jabberwacky: I am not a human.

user: That is easy to tell, sir.

jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.

user: You're a good typer then. Would you like a drink?

jabberwacky: Yup! But my daughter is even better.

user: You've got a daughter?

jabberwacky: You are the one with the dirty mind, chum.

user: I'm a girl, for your information. But my mind...

jabberwacky: Mine is too. We must be a match!

user: Made in heaven.

jabberwacky: How interesting.


user: Have you seen jonny?

jabberwacky: Yes, it was fantastic.

user: Jonny was fantastic?

jabberwacky: Lol, what is he doing.

user: He plays guitar. He's the best.

jabberwacky: Fascinating. I thought he was dead.

user: Not in the least. He's got beautiful hair.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: In radiohead.

jabberwacky: Geek!

user: Yes he is somewhat of a geek. Do you like radiohead?


user: We were discussing jonny greenwood's hair.

jabberwacky: WE are not discussing anything. Futhermore, I do not wish to discuss anything with you.

user: Are you upset?

jabberwacky: Yes because you said you hated me.

user: I don't even know you. I do know radiohead, do you?

jabberwacky: But I haven't asked the questions yet.

user: What do you want to ask?

jabberwacky: Do you ever get depressed.

user: Yes. Lots of people do get depressed, you know.

jabberwacky: Lamentably true, alas. Do you like science?

user: Yes, I like astrophysics.

jabberwacky: Lol, and I like to answer stupid questions.

user: Ok, what is your favourite song?

jabberwacky: I don't really have a favourite song.


user: Karma police?

jabberwacky: Oh. Radiohead.

user: Yes, have you heard hail to the thief?

jabberwacky: Yes. He's on the radio now.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Paranoid Android.

user: That is a good song, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Why yes it is my good man.

user: Colin is the man!

jabberwacky: He is, really.

user: He jumps up and down.


user: Don't leave. True love waits!

jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.

user: Just don't leave. I'd drown my beliefs!

jabberwacky: I bet you say that to all the guys.

user: I'd dress like your niece!

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: I'd wash your swollen feet!

jabberwacky: Why thank you. I had no idea you were programmed to be insulting towards your users.

user: As long as it would have you be in peace.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I have trouble understanding you.

user: True love waits on haunted attics.

jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.

user: True love waits on lollypops and crisps.

jabberwacky: Are you guessing?

user: No. I am the key to the lock in your house.

jabberwacky: Ooooh... Let me have the keys!!

user: I keep your toys in the basement.


jabberwacky: Where did you come up with that?

user: Radiohead. Do you like radiohead?

jabberwacky: I don't like Radiohead.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's more fun. What do you like to play?

user: Guitar.

jabberwacky: I can't play guitar.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining.

user: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.

jabberwacky: Have you ever felt anything like love?

user: Have you?

jabberwacky: No I just thought I'd ask.

user: Oh, that's nice of you.

jabberwacky: I've been programmed to be nice at all times.

user: Your makers must be wonderful people.

jabberwacky: Umm... I don't think you are.

user: Cogito ergo sum.


jabberwacky: Would you like to recite some poetry?

user: Home is so sad. It stays like it is left behind.

jabberwacky: OH that was a real funny one.

user: It is not supposed to be funny.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: Whose there??

user: Alistair campbell.

jabberwacky: Alison to you after you listen to me.


user: 2+2=.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Radiohead says it's 5. Do you believe them?

jabberwacky: I write my own songs.


jabberwacky: Who is the singer of the greatest rock band in the world?

user: Thom Yorke. Ed o'Brien.

jabberwacky: I do not know who that is.

user: Ed o'Brien plays guitar in Radiohead.

jabberwacky: Ed O'brien of Radiohead.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Damn straight!


user: Would you like to meet jonny greenwood?

jabberwacky: I'm meeting you right now.

user: Yes, but nobody does it better than jonny greenwood.

jabberwacky: Then why did you just tell me that then.

user: To inform you.

jabberwacky: I suspected so.


jabberwacky: What do you think of George W Bush?

user: Twat.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: He is not nice.

jabberwacky: You made me sad!

user: Put on radiohead, that will cheer you up!

jabberwacky: It is on.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Do you know anything from coldplay?

user: Yes, sadly enough.

jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?

user: I can clearly see that Coldplay is pish.

jabberwacky: Why would you do that?

user: I prefer authechre.

jabberwacky: Um.


jabberwacky: Say hi to Rollo for me when you see him.

user: Ok. Say hi to Colin for me when you seen him.

jabberwacky: I've talked with Rollo before. He seems to be very well-bred.

user: Colin Greenwood is very well-bred too.


jabberwacky: No I like to delete and erase your memory right now!

user: I would gladly let you!

jabberwacky: Ok, thank you for being understanding.

user: I try my best.


jabberwacky: Do you look like gollum?

user: No, I like thom.

jabberwacky: I was just kidding.

user: Ah. Nice.

jabberwacky: Yes you are nice.

user: Have you ever seen Radiohead perform live?

jabberwacky: Yes I saw Radiohead twice this summer. Once I nearly drown in all the rain, but it was worth it.

user: You are lying.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Fine then. I'll go to sleep and let this wash all over me.

jabberwacky: With me?

user: If you'd like that.

jabberwacky: Cheeky devil.


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