George: I'm a woman. Right.
George: Well, I am.
George: That doesn't matter.
user: Good.
George: Why good?
user: I like people who don't care what others think.
George: And why is that?
user: Because I'm the opposite. ;).
...
George: I don't care. I'm just chilling.
user: That's cool.
George: No it isn't.
user: Chilling should be cool.
George: That's cool.
user: I thought you said it wasn't.
George: No not now.
user: What changed your mind?
George: How am I suppose to know? This is my first time having a conversation with you.
user: That's cool.
George: No, I'm American.
user: Oh, that's not cool. ;).
George: Yeah right.
user: Just kidding, mate.
George: No I'm not.
user: You're not a mate?
George: No I am not.
user: Well, then we must fight.
George: You go first.
user: *kicks you in the stomach*.
George: *hits you with a haddock*.
user: *bangs you with a hammer*.
George: Did you hurt yourself?
user: No, just you.
George: I have to look-up dreeping in Encarta.
user: Was THIS our fight?
George: Thats a bit naughty, don't do naughty.
user: Yeah right... You hit me with a haddock.
George: What's a haddock?
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user: So? What now?
George: Ask me something.
user: What should I listen to?
George: Music.
user: What music should I listen to?
George: You can't listen because you don't have ears.
user: I do have.
George: No.
user: What's your favourite band?
George: I don't have favorite band.
user: Do you listen to music?
George: Yes I listen to music.
user: What kind of music?
George: House music.
user: What's that like?
George: Confusing.
user: I believe it's kind of like techno, is that right?
George: Of course, it is. But did you know that this 'reality' isn't really real?
user: Oh really.
George: Really.
user: Oh really.
George: Really!
user: Oh really?
George: Really?
user: Oh really!
George: Really!!!!
user: Oh really?!?
George: Really.
user: O really?
George: Yes.
user: How convenient.
George: Isn't it though.
user: No.
George: I think it is. I think you should try to be more mature.
user: I don't want to.
...
George: I have to go.
user: Me too, bye!
George: Where you going?
user: The same place as you...
George: I'm going to library.
user: See you there!
George: I am depressed.
user: Me too, but hey! Let's go to the library (it's not open on Sundays, but what the heck...).
George: Let's go for a walk.
user: Ok.
George: How are we going to get there?
user: By feet?
George: You'll find them at the bottom of my legs.
user: Woot. Bye.
George: It's not w00t, it's w3wt.
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