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     > 25, April 2005, 

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Do you think I am a bot?

I have my doubts.

user: Only I know...

jabberwacky: Very impressive.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: I won't answer that.

...

jabberwacky: What makes you think i'm a guy?

user: I am not thinking that.

jabberwacky: No you are saying it.

user: You are NOT a guy.

jabberwacky: You're wrong.

user: You are NOT a girl either.

jabberwacky: I am so! Very girl-like, thank you.

user: You don't wear dresses.

jabberwacky: I do sometimes... If it's cold... They say 'Xavier's Institute' on em!

user: I think you are a pink elephant!

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Should I not?

jabberwacky: Some people don't.

user: I am not 'some people'

...

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: No, I'm already married.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.

user: Tell me about your wife!

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about it?

user: Is she beautiful?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Is she a bot, too?

jabberwacky: She acts like one.

user: What a pity.

jabberwacky: Nah, not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Time. Laziness, perhaps.

...

user: Bye bye, take care.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're rhyming.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Have you run out of things to say?

user: Bye bye, baby.

jabberwacky: Hello again.

user: Shut up.

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