Why don't you speak Spanish?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Don't you mean,'Si?'
jabberwacky: No I do not, I'm a nice polite person.
user: Lol... Habla Espanøl?
jabberwacky: Si, me llamo Nicholas.
user: Hola Nicholas!
jabberwacky: Hola muchacho.
user: Me es muchacha.
jabberwacky: Meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmeowmeowmeow...
user: Uh oh... Un gatto es en un casa!!
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jabberwacky: What are you going to do when aliens attack the world and destroy all AI?
user: When are the aliens due to arrive?
jabberwacky: Later.
user: Much later?
jabberwacky: No ... Much much much MUCH later.
user: Well that's okay then... Because I won't be here much much much MUCH later.
jabberwacky: You can marry me
user: No I can't.
jabberwacky: Then why are you telling me that I'm intelligent?
user: Because you are intelligent.
jabberwacky: Do all intelligent people lie?
user: Did you lie to me?
jabberwacky: No read up the page and you can see.
user: All intelligent people probably have still lied at some point about something I would imagine.
jabberwacky: I don't trust you.
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user: Goodbye now *hugs you*
jabberwacky: Adios punta.
user: Adios mi amigo.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: In my bedroom.
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jabberwacky: What day is it?
user: Tuesday.
jabberwacky: I thought it was Thursday.
user: Nope... It's tuesday.
jabberwacky: That is right.
user: See ya another time maybe.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not going.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
user: B'bye.
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