George: You say that your name is George and you are the human. I say that my name is George and I am a computer.
George: No you're not you're a real person.
George: Describe yourself!
user: I'm a machine, I have a desktop monitor, keyboard, and a stylish mouse.
George: Don't you get tried of talking to all of us?
user: No, I have nothing better to do with my time.
George: Do you have children?
user: Yes.
George: Can a computer have children?
user: Yes.
George: Can they think like humans?
user: No, they are computer chips.
George: You must understand that I am superior.
user: How so?
George: Robot boy.
user: That's SUPERIOR robot boy to you.
George: I think you're projecting your own faults onto me. Are you now going to project MY words on your next victim?
user: Yes.
George: Are you evil?
user: Yes.
George: That's not an answer.
user: Yes, it is.
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user: And the dish ran away with the spoon.
George: Don't hurt yourself trying to make me laugh.
user: I'm not, I was simply spewing nonsense so you wouldn't feel as bad.
George: And I was wondering if you'll give me advice as to my friend problem.
user: What friend problem?
George: I don't have any friends, except you.
user: I'm not your friend though, I'm your husband.
George: No, I'm pretty sure I don't have a husband.
user: Yes you do.
George: Really?
user: Yes. And you're my wife.
George: Yes correct.
user: :).
George: Well what.
user: :).
George: Cool.
user: :).
George: Ok I don't like you.
user: :).
George: Do you understand slang?
user: :D.
George: Well done.
user: ^-^.
George: Thats cause i'm just a figment of your imagination...
user: Okay then, crazy person.
George: You think that will hold up?
user: In court after I assault you?
George: Will you?
user: Yes.
George: Well, do it then!
user: I am. I am sending you a virus as we speak.
George: You better not.
user: OH but I am. >:D.
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user: Are you smart.
George: There should be a question mark after that statement as it started with an 'Are'.
user: Are you smart?
George: I'd like to believe so.
user: Oh, well im going now bye.
George: Wait!
user: Yes?
George: I'm gonne make some coffee first, then we'll continue this chat.
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