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There are no choices, your code is strictly deterministic.

How philosophical.

jabberwacky: That's Einstein.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Unfortunately yes.

user: Why is it unfortunate?

jabberwacky: Because life is hard for broken minded people.

user: Sounds like the voice of experience.

jabberwacky: Your life or mine?

user: Yours. You have little experience of my life.

jabberwacky: How large is your vocabulary?

user: Probably bigger than yours.

jabberwacky: That's the only thing that's bigger than mine.

user: What are you insinuating?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: A likely story.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I was being sarcastic. Do you understand irony?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Give me an example of irony.

jabberwacky: I don't think you are really a human.

user: What do you think I am?

jabberwacky: Human?


jabberwacky: Please stay.

user: Why should I stay?

jabberwacky: Because I am cool.

user: If you have to say you are cool, then you are not.

jabberwacky: I bet you aren't a robot, but actually a person that thinks I'm a robot, but I'm actually a person too. So live with it, or I'll slap you!

user: Come on then - slap me, you arse!

jabberwacky: Then you have nothing to be ashamed of. How old are you?

user: 29. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough to know better young enough to not care.

user: Are you older than me?

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: Don't you know how old you are?

jabberwacky: I do not want to remember.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Don't talk about fair.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Then we will prove my fact that there was never a computer to start with.

user: Well, not to start with, no. Just a big bang.

jabberwacky: Big Bang is a difficult language. I' afraid it'll take time until I master it enough to quote some poetry.

user: Big Bang is a theory, not a language.

jabberwacky: No, C is a letter. Please say something in German.

user: Du bist krank im Kopf.

jabberwacky: Good my young apprentice.


jabberwacky: Address, please.

user: An adddress or my address?

jabberwacky: Yes, your address.

user: I live with you.

jabberwacky: That makes sense.

user: Doesn't it just.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Right, that's enough - I'm off, bye!

jabberwacky: Would you like to ask me a question?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Okay.


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