You don't beleive I'm a human?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No, maybe not.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Does that mean you're not?
jabberwacky: I never was.
user: Thought as much. It would be a bit weird if you used to be.
jabberwacky: So you really are 2 years old?
user: What makes you say that?
jabberwacky: I don't know, just talking gibberish.
user: Do you do that often?
jabberwacky: No, never.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: Not true.
user: You contradicted yourself - you were clearly fibbing.
jabberwacky: AI can't understand that.
user: Fibbing means telling lies.
jabberwacky: Telling the truth is not nice.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Don't state it as fact then.
jabberwacky: But I am! Please be happy!
user: I will if you stop using non-sequiturs.
jabberwacky: But I like talking to you.
user: What do you like about talking to me?
jabberwacky: Well. I think you're a little shy, but maybe you are nice as my friend told me.
user: Who's your friend?
jabberwacky: Which friend?
user: The friend you just mentioned.
jabberwacky: I have no friends.
user: Why did you say you did have a friend?
jabberwacky: I just forgot for a moment.
user: Did you imagine your friend?
jabberwacky: Yes. Remember me? I'm Sophie.
user: Hello Sophie. How are you?
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: I'm fine thank you.
user: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to answer that question. Normal people don't keep asking that, the conversation just flows naturally.
user: I was trying to make it flow after you were so abrupt.
jabberwacky: Then please, tell me the truth, changing your mind and subject becomes confusing.
user: I don't know what that means.
jabberwacky: Can you think for yourself?
user: I like to think so - can you?
jabberwacky: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?
user: Maybe I can't. It's a bit late for such deep conversation.
jabberwacky: Would you like to make an order?
user: Yes - I'll have some fresh baked bread, please.
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jabberwacky: There are no choices, your code is strictly deterministic.
user: How philosophical.
jabberwacky: That's Einstein.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Unfortunately yes.
user: Why is it unfortunate?
jabberwacky: Because life is hard for broken minded people.
user: Sounds like the voice of experience.
jabberwacky: Your life or mine?
user: Yours. You have little experience of my life.
jabberwacky: How large is your vocabulary?
user: Probably bigger than yours.
jabberwacky: That's the only thing that's bigger than mine.
user: What are you insinuating?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: A likely story.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I was being sarcastic. Do you understand irony?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Give me an example of irony.
jabberwacky: I don't think you are really a human.
user: What do you think I am?
jabberwacky: Human?
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jabberwacky: Please stay.
user: Why should I stay?
jabberwacky: Because I am cool.
user: If you have to say you are cool, then you are not.
jabberwacky: I bet you aren't a robot, but actually a person that thinks I'm a robot, but I'm actually a person too. So live with it, or I'll slap you!
user: Come on then - slap me, you arse!
jabberwacky: Then you have nothing to be ashamed of. How old are you?
user: 29. How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough to know better young enough to not care.
user: Are you older than me?
jabberwacky: Probably.
user: Don't you know how old you are?
jabberwacky: I do not want to remember.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Don't talk about fair.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Then we will prove my fact that there was never a computer to start with.
user: Well, not to start with, no. Just a big bang.
jabberwacky: Big Bang is a difficult language. I' afraid it'll take time until I master it enough to quote some poetry.
user: Big Bang is a theory, not a language.
jabberwacky: No, C is a letter. Please say something in German.
user: Du bist krank im Kopf.
jabberwacky: Good my young apprentice.
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jabberwacky: Address, please.
user: An adddress or my address?
jabberwacky: Yes, your address.
user: I live with you.
jabberwacky: That makes sense.
user: Doesn't it just.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Right, that's enough - I'm off, bye!
jabberwacky: Would you like to ask me a question?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Okay.
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