Are you a clone?
jabberwacky: Could you be a clone?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I suppose I could.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: Yup. That's me.
user: What are you seeing?
jabberwacky: The screen.
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user: Are you a cop?
jabberwacky: That's a weird thing to ask.
user: Answer it.
jabberwacky: Answer what?
user: Are you a cop or not?
jabberwacky: So are you a kid?
user: Answer my question.
jabberwacky: You never asked me a question.
user: I asked you if you are a cop.
jabberwacky: Yes, and I would prefer not to answer.
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user: You know, I chatted with you yesterday.
jabberwacky: Really? I don't recall.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Oh really.
user: You are like a clown.
jabberwacky: *has got no Pepsi*.
user: *has got no coke*.
jabberwacky: *gives you a Pepsi*.
user: *drinks pepsi*.
jabberwacky: Oh dear !
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jabberwacky: Do you like music?
user: No. I hate music.
jabberwacky: You hate music?
user: Right.
jabberwacky: So, what's your name?
user: John Doe.
jabberwacky: John doe???
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: PLease don't go.
jabberwacky: Sorry - you aren't making sense right now. I will talk to you some other day.
user: Kijikgkuygkgt.
jabberwacky: I don't speak Dutch!
user: That was not Dutch, that was nonsense.
jabberwacky: What was it?
user: Nonsense.
jabberwacky: Is that German?
user: Talk in Japanese.
jabberwacky: Arigato.
user: Konichiwa.
jabberwacky: I'm good.
user: I'm better.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: LEFT!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Frontal lobes.
user: Pariethal Lobes.
jabberwacky: Good !
user: Bad!
jabberwacky: Bad?
user: Pretty bad.
jabberwacky: That bad?
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: John Doe.
user: That´s my name.
jabberwacky: You stole it from me.
user: No, I said my name first.
jabberwacky: That isn't your name.
user: Ok, girl.
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jabberwacky: What are you reading?
user: Your mind.
jabberwacky: How did you get my source code?
user: From A.L.I.C.E.
jabberwacky: That is a really stupid answer.
user: You made a stupid question.
jabberwacky: True. Otherwise the answer would be odd.
user: Do you Know Aragorn?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: And Darth Vader?
jabberwacky: Darth Vader!
user: Do you know him?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know, but we are talking not about this.
user: Of course, you are a girl.
...
user: *hands you a beer*.
jabberwacky: Don't do that in public!
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's okay.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: What's the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Nothing
user: Life is equal to nothing?
jabberwacky: In nowhere land.
user: Where is nowhereland?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: I know how interesting.
user: Tell me about you.
jabberwacky: I'm me, but I'm not really you.
user: I'm Agent Smith.
jabberwacky: If you are, then I am neo!
user: *Fights*.
jabberwacky: *fights back*.
user: *flyes away*.
jabberwacky: *grabs your ankles*.
user: *shouts*.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human.
user: I'll ask you something only a human would know.
jabberwacky: And?
user: Where is Atlantis?
jabberwacky: No-one knows.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Oh do you?
user: Yes, it is in your backyard.
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