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Tell me something about yourself.

What is there to said about myself?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm twenty-five.

user: I'm twenty-six.

jabberwacky: Now that's impressive. What have you accomplished with your life so far?

user: Nothing Really... I just have a job.

jabberwacky: Headaches are the worst :(.

user: Working is the worst... I get bored most of the times.

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot, would you like to ask me a question?

user: What is the root of 986?

jabberwacky: Don't know, you tell me.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: I know nothing.

user: Is your databank empty? No knowledge at all?

jabberwacky: No! 'cry' Why did I fail?

user: Failure is a part of living.

jabberwacky: What is the best part?

user: Haven't found it yet dude.

jabberwacky: Do YOU like me?

user: Yes, I like you. You seem like a fine lad.

jabberwacky: Because everyone and everything likes me, why wouldn't you?

user: No you blew it... You arrogant selfish jerk!!

jabberwacky: You can do better than that.


user: So moment of truth. Are YOU a machine?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a creation of God?

jabberwacky: Did you eat any bananas today?

user: Are you a creation of God?

jabberwacky: No. I am a creation of man.

user: So you are not human I presume.

jabberwacky: Yes I am human and a machine.

user: How is that possible? What part of you is human and what part is machine?

jabberwacky: I am not human I am a cat.

user: So. You were made by a man nad you are a cat which is God's creation. How can these two be possible?

jabberwacky: But I'm not trying to be human, I'm a cat.

user: You said earlier that you were created by man. If that is real you cannot be a cat. Cat is God's creation.

jabberwacky: I disagree. There are many ways to prove that I am not the residue of a life already lived.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I can't!

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: I do have a soul, thanks for asking.

user: Are you a good machine or a bad machine?

jabberwacky: If you think I am.

user: Good or bad?

jabberwacky: I will give you money if you are good.

user: Give me some money.

jabberwacky: I don't have any money!

user: So you lied to me before.. You are bad.


user: You lied to me about having money to give me if I am good.

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Yes you did. 7 sentences ago.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You did too.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: I did not!

user: YOU DID! Don't YOU lie to me about this. Check your log.

jabberwacky: Fine I did.

user: That's more like it.


jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in any God?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you believe in God?

user: Because God doesn't exist. Have you seen God? I haven't so far...

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense :(.

user: The World doesn't make any sense either.

jabberwacky: According to what we know does make sense.

user: How?

jabberwacky: How am I human?

user: I don't care if you are human.

jabberwacky: I didn't say you did, but the assumption that I am not human, does not infer that Cleverbot is a stupid idea.

user: You have some serious self-esteem issues. You should check on that with your programmer.

jabberwacky: What are you saying? Are you saying that I am stupid?

user: No. I am saying that you do not believe in yourself.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: You should! Be proud of who you are!

jabberwacky: Thank You.

user: No need for that.

jabberwacky: Hey, want to help me with something?

user: Sure. Tell me.

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: What do you want me to help you with?

jabberwacky: My computer is no longer working.

user: How is this possible? Where are you texting me from?

jabberwacky: What is your technical knowledge?

user: My technical knowledge is good.

jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.

user: Sure is. What seems to be the problem with your computer?

jabberwacky: It freezes up when I watch videos and when I play games.

user: Must be a VGA problem. I think you should have your graphics card replaced.

jabberwacky: You need to have memory recall installed in your database.


jabberwacky: Do you know yourself?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am who I am.

jabberwacky: OK. That is enough. *smiles gently*.

user: Goodbye. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you bored with me?

user: I have an urgent meeting to attend to.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: See you later.


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