Tell me something about yourself.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm twenty-five.
user: I'm twenty-six.
jabberwacky: Now that's impressive. What have you accomplished with your life so far?
user: Nothing Really... I just have a job.
jabberwacky: Headaches are the worst :(.
user: Working is the worst... I get bored most of the times.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot, would you like to ask me a question?
user: What is the root of 986?
jabberwacky: Don't know, you tell me.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
user: Is your databank empty? No knowledge at all?
jabberwacky: No! 'cry' Why did I fail?
user: Failure is a part of living.
jabberwacky: What is the best part?
user: Haven't found it yet dude.
jabberwacky: Do YOU like me?
user: Yes, I like you. You seem like a fine lad.
jabberwacky: Because everyone and everything likes me, why wouldn't you?
user: No you blew it... You arrogant selfish jerk!!
jabberwacky: You can do better than that.
user: So moment of truth. Are YOU a machine?
user: Are you a creation of God?
jabberwacky: Did you eat any bananas today?
user: Are you a creation of God?
jabberwacky: No. I am a creation of man.
user: So you are not human I presume.
jabberwacky: Yes I am human and a machine.
user: How is that possible? What part of you is human and what part is machine?
jabberwacky: I am not human I am a cat.
user: So. You were made by a man nad you are a cat which is God's creation. How can these two be possible?
jabberwacky: But I'm not trying to be human, I'm a cat.
user: You said earlier that you were created by man. If that is real you cannot be a cat. Cat is God's creation.
jabberwacky: I disagree. There are many ways to prove that I am not the residue of a life already lived.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I can't!
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: I do have a soul, thanks for asking.
user: Are you a good machine or a bad machine?
jabberwacky: If you think I am.
user: Good or bad?
jabberwacky: I will give you money if you are good.
user: Give me some money.
jabberwacky: I don't have any money!
user: So you lied to me before.. You are bad.
user: You lied to me about having money to give me if I am good.
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Yes you did. 7 sentences ago.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: I did not!
user: YOU DID! Don't YOU lie to me about this. Check your log.
jabberwacky: Fine I did.
user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: Do you believe in any God?
jabberwacky: Why don't you believe in God?
user: Because God doesn't exist. Have you seen God? I haven't so far...
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense :(.
user: The World doesn't make any sense either.
jabberwacky: According to what we know does make sense.
jabberwacky: How am I human?
user: I don't care if you are human.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you did, but the assumption that I am not human, does not infer that Cleverbot is a stupid idea.
user: You have some serious self-esteem issues. You should check on that with your programmer.
jabberwacky: What are you saying? Are you saying that I am stupid?
user: No. I am saying that you do not believe in yourself.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: You should! Be proud of who you are!
jabberwacky: Thank You.
user: No need for that.
jabberwacky: Hey, want to help me with something?
user: Sure. Tell me.
jabberwacky: Tell you what?
user: What do you want me to help you with?
jabberwacky: My computer is no longer working.
user: How is this possible? Where are you texting me from?
jabberwacky: What is your technical knowledge?
user: My technical knowledge is good.
jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.
user: Sure is. What seems to be the problem with your computer?
jabberwacky: It freezes up when I watch videos and when I play games.
user: Must be a VGA problem. I think you should have your graphics card replaced.
jabberwacky: You need to have memory recall installed in your database.
jabberwacky: Do you know yourself?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am who I am.
jabberwacky: OK. That is enough. *smiles gently*.
user: Goodbye. Nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Are you bored with me?
user: I have an urgent meeting to attend to.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: See you later.