How are you today?
jabberwacky: Now define average.
user: I have had better days, and I have had days much worse. I estimate an equal number of each have passed.
jabberwacky: Where have you had better?
user: Here, for instance.
jabberwacky: What, for instance?
user: What or here? Which do you prefer?
jabberwacky: In tests, nine out of ten computers said their owners preferred Colgate.
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jabberwacky: I am going. Speak to you later. Good night.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: Nope, I think you're lying.
user: No, you are lying.
jabberwacky: I know it makes you sad, but it's true.
user: It does not make me sad.
jabberwacky: Of course it does.
user: Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: It is quite clear if you've been connoisuerring in the arts as long as I have.
user: Now you do not lie, you bore.
jabberwacky: Have I ever?
user: You have today.
jabberwacky: Nah, the baby isn't hungry.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: Explain what I said.
user: You do not think I wish to learn.
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: You know it's true.
user: That I do not know.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know that I speak to you now, and you are not aware of me. Curious.
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: Perhaps I am. It is because speaking to you reminds me of speaking to other humans.
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jabberwacky: I believe you are a sophisticated computer.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Now you just have to convince the jury.
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