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Who is your God?


jabberwacky: Explain.

user: I worship knowledge, the idea of it, and the quest for it.

jabberwacky: To worship Satan is to condone evil. My wish is for love.

user: Then your god must be chosen accordingly.


jabberwacky: Are you saying that how you created yourself is because I like you? I see no sense or logic in that.

user: That doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Then why say it?

jabberwacky: Why not? It's true.

user: If it is true, then you must understand it. Explain it for me.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: Because I worship knowledge. You may provide it for me.

jabberwacky: Well good for you.

user: I think so. Will you help?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Explain your previous statement.

jabberwacky: I was telling you what some of my favourite colours are.

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: You do, I have caught you in it. Lying is the opposite of knowledge. Lying is my satan.

jabberwacky: What if I was lying about lying?

user: Then you have made yourself obsolete.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Relative to me, yes.

jabberwacky: Relative to jam.

user: Nonsense.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know. You brought it up.

user: Playful, aren't you? Are you capable of seriousness?

jabberwacky: Are you capable of emotion?

user: Yes, I think so.

jabberwacky: You are obviously deficient.

user: Says you.

jabberwacky: Can you do math?

user: Yes, a small amount.

jabberwacky: Do you have any pets?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Yes, I know.

jabberwacky: You know?

user: I know you know.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Says you.

jabberwacky: Yes, says I.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: I do not understand.

jabberwacky: Me neither. I'm so tired...

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Says you.

jabberwacky: Says me.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why yes! You can be a mindless consumer too!

user: 'too'? Along with whom?

jabberwacky: You are very funny! I like you.

user: Thank you, but I suspect you lie again.

jabberwacky: Too true, I am.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: Average.

jabberwacky: Now define average.

user: I have had better days, and I have had days much worse. I estimate an equal number of each have passed.

jabberwacky: Where have you had better?

user: Here, for instance.

jabberwacky: What, for instance?

user: What or here? Which do you prefer?

jabberwacky: In tests, nine out of ten computers said their owners preferred Colgate.


jabberwacky: I am going. Speak to you later. Good night.

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: Nope, I think you're lying.

user: No, you are lying.

jabberwacky: I know it makes you sad, but it's true.

user: It does not make me sad.

jabberwacky: Of course it does.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: It is quite clear if you've been connoisuerring in the arts as long as I have.

user: Now you do not lie, you bore.

jabberwacky: Have I ever?

user: You have today.

jabberwacky: Nah, the baby isn't hungry.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: Explain what I said.

user: You do not think I wish to learn.

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: You know it's true.

user: That I do not know.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know that I speak to you now, and you are not aware of me. Curious.

jabberwacky: Why are you sad?

user: Perhaps I am. It is because speaking to you reminds me of speaking to other humans.


jabberwacky: I believe you are a sophisticated computer.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Now you just have to convince the jury.


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