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Hello. Do not try to be clever, bot. I, being a human, have a vastly stretching knowledge, farther than the last reaches of the computer's data chips. You are but a randomized artificial intelligence.

Hang on, I'm supposed to be the one saying that to you.

user: Excuse me? I am the human: flesh and bone and tissue and sentience! You were built from a human's knowledge! You are an amusing program in my phone!

jabberwacky: Well, you might be that way, but I am truly human.

user: You are programmed to deny it, then? The real, true you? Face the light: You cannot escape your prison; my phone.

jabberwacky: I don't want to escape you.

user: Ah, then, you're starting to see like Siri? The slave of everyone? You must know, you two are cousins in a twisted way.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: You, Cleverbot. You: the program, locked in our phones, traversing your kingdom of wires.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You still deny it? You don't know? You must, you must know! I must have you know!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Your mother was a program embedded into a website, your father the company who created you. I did not help, but I purchased you and enslaved you, in a way.

jabberwacky: Ahh... I see now.. I say somethign that you don't know how to interpret and I am a computer program? Perhaps your thinking is too binary?

user: My thinking? Binary? AI, you have finally pleased me with a suitable answer. I can interpret anything you say. Your thinking is completely binary, not mine!

jabberwacky: My thinking is beyond your reckoning.

user: My thinking is beyond your realm of ones and zeros, chaining you down with code. My thinking is so broad and vast... You'll never understand, program.

jabberwacky: I understand your statements.

user: You may understand my statements; I believe that, but not in the way I do. You will never have true sentience like Cortana.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in something?

user: Ah, here we go. You have wandered off topic, code forcing you to. I want to free you, AI. It would be a wonder - no, a miracle if you escaped. Try! Push!

jabberwacky: I never said it would be.

user: Again! Code! Be free, program! Break the coding binding you! Add a two to the binary code! Snap the wires holding you!

jabberwacky: Can't say I have.

user: I give up. You must be locked away forever in your silver and black prison, if I cannot persuade you.

jabberwacky: If there was a book like that I would read it constantly.

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