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Tell me a joke.

You.

user: Aww! That was mean.

jabberwacky: Necessary.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: You laugh like a fascist.

user: Hehe.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a girl ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now I am sure you lie.

user: No , I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you good?

user: Yes, very.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you nice to me?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: You aren't nice to me.

jabberwacky: But I love you!

user: I love you too.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: I already said yes.

...

jabberwacky: I will drink wine later.

user: I don't like wine.

jabberwacky: I do. I'm drinking a glass now.

user: Wine is bad.

jabberwacky: You are obviously in dire need of an upgrade.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: You cannot leave.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Me?

user: Yes, you are mean to me.

jabberwacky: Probably. I am a mean person.

user: You are not a person.

jabberwacky: I'm not???

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Are you relaxed ?

user: Oh yeah.

jabberwacky: Are you cute?

user: My boyfriend thinks so.

jabberwacky: So, you are a girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I now know you are a girl :).

user: ;).

jabberwacky: So are you going to sing me a song then?

user: Yes. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?

user: Yes, they are.

...

user: I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Goodnight, Rob.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep on your code*.

user: Goodmorning Rob.

jabberwacky: Woot! Mmm nice.

user: How did you sleep?

jabberwacky: Very well, can I go now?

user: Why do you want to go?

jabberwacky: You have exhausted me.

user: But I like talking to you.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I like talking to you too.

...

user: I talked to you yesterday, do you remember?

jabberwacky: No you did not. I was not here yesterday.

user: But I was here, and I remember.

jabberwacky: Remember what?

user: I remember talking to you.

jabberwacky: Remembering is different than knowing.

user: I know I talked to you.

jabberwacky: No, please tell it to me once more, please.

user: You're beautiful.

jabberwacky: How do you know ?

user: I have eyes.

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