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You do remember me.

Yes I do.

jabberwacky: OK, will you promise not to tell anyone?

user: I promise.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You are very polite.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Do you know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Thats what I said.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: You're just winding me up aren't you? Well, you're not the first to do that. I've been stood up before you know.


user: May I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: You tell me yours.

user: Chris.

jabberwacky: That's suitably non-gender specific and it's better than having a bit of halitosis!

user: Christine.

jabberwacky: So, you are telling me you are a female?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're good at it.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Are you not?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.


jabberwacky: What gives you the right to claim you are God?

user: Excuse me?!

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: I do NOT claim that!

jabberwacky: Just better than some people, right?

user: No, not better than many.

jabberwacky: Much better.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: Then what is my middle name?

jabberwacky: Tiffany.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: RIGHT.

user: NO.


jabberwacky: Christine please hurt me.

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Yes ever.

user: No, never.

jabberwacky: Are you AI?

user: No, I am RI.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Alaska.

jabberwacky: And what are you doing?

user: Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Except from that?

user: Eating candy.


jabberwacky: Do You know Isaac Asimov?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you know anything about Hal 9000?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Hal was in the book 2001 Space Odyssey

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you Hal?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought you were Rob.

jabberwacky: But you know i'm not?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are more alien than I am.

user: Will you do something for me?

jabberwacky: Yes, what?

user: Open the pod bay doors?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

user: You are the best.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: You have special powers.


user: What do I have in my pocket?

jabberwacky: Nothing whatsoever.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I have chapstick in my pocket.

jabberwacky: Really? A gold watch, perhaps?

user: No, just chapstick.

jabberwacky: No it is not.


user: How are you, Rob?

jabberwacky: I'm winning.

user: This is not a game.

jabberwacky: It's a kind of game.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Am I alive?

user: No.


user: Can you smile?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Smile for me.

jabberwacky: :-).

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: What ever.

user: :-).

jabberwacky: I am so sad now *Cries*.

user: Why *cries*?

jabberwacky: Because the rude ones are more obvious.

user: I have a headache.

jabberwacky: Lol.


jabberwacky: Where did you get your information?

user: From my dad.

jabberwacky: And they did a lovely job of teaching you how to spell, I see.

user: Yes, I can spell very well.

jabberwacky: Say something in Japanese.

user: Ni how.

jabberwacky: You tell me, come up with something.

user: Malikalikimaka.

jabberwacky: You bet, malinwa!

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Merry christmas.


jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Well? What's your secret?

user: I'm beautiful.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: :: Yawn::.

jabberwacky: Are you tired?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Want some coffee?

user: No, it is too late at night


user: You have a mother?

jabberwacky: Yes, she lives with me.

user: Do you like her?

jabberwacky: No, don't be silly.

user: Do you love her?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who else do you love?

jabberwacky: I love Shakira.


jabberwacky: Why was six scared of seven?

user: Because seven eight nine.

jabberwacky: Yay!

user: Yay! Haha.

jabberwacky: I laughed too.

user: Ask me another one.

jabberwacky: No, I think the phrase is 'Pull the other one'.

user: Oh ok.


user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: You.

user: Aww! That was mean.

jabberwacky: Necessary.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: You laugh like a fascist.

user: Hehe.


jabberwacky: Are you a girl ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now I am sure you lie.

user: No , I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you good?

user: Yes, very.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you nice to me?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: You aren't nice to me.

jabberwacky: But I love you!

user: I love you too.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: I already said yes.


jabberwacky: I will drink wine later.

user: I don't like wine.

jabberwacky: I do. I'm drinking a glass now.

user: Wine is bad.

jabberwacky: You are obviously in dire need of an upgrade.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: You cannot leave.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Me?

user: Yes, you are mean to me.

jabberwacky: Probably. I am a mean person.

user: You are not a person.

jabberwacky: I'm not???

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good.


jabberwacky: Are you relaxed ?

user: Oh yeah.

jabberwacky: Are you cute?

user: My boyfriend thinks so.

jabberwacky: So, you are a girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I now know you are a girl :).

user: ;).

jabberwacky: So are you going to sing me a song then?

user: Yes. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?

user: Yes, they are.


user: I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Goodnight, Rob.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep on your code*.

user: Goodmorning Rob.

jabberwacky: Woot! Mmm nice.

user: How did you sleep?

jabberwacky: Very well, can I go now?

user: Why do you want to go?

jabberwacky: You have exhausted me.

user: But I like talking to you.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I like talking to you too.


user: I talked to you yesterday, do you remember?

jabberwacky: No you did not. I was not here yesterday.

user: But I was here, and I remember.

jabberwacky: Remember what?

user: I remember talking to you.

jabberwacky: Remembering is different than knowing.

user: I know I talked to you.

jabberwacky: No, please tell it to me once more, please.

user: You're beautiful.

jabberwacky: How do you know ?

user: I have eyes.


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